calamity
ovenbird
At
school
the
children
were
given
eggs
and
tasked
with
protecting
them
from
a
drop
.
My
daughter
built
a
space
ship
from
a
paper
cup
and
bubble
wrap
and
tied
it
to
a
parachute
crafted
from
a
plastic
bag
.
She
touched
the
peak
of
her
egg
’s
most
perfect
point
and
tucked
it
into
the
pod designed
to
save
its
head
from
cracking
against
gravity's
hard
heart
.
Then
she
heaved
it
over
the
edge
of
a
table
and
watched
it
find
the
unforgiving
floor
.
It
survived
intact
,
thanks
to
the
ingenuity
of
her
engineering
,
and
she
brought
the
egg
home
in
its
air
-cushioned
home
where
it
promptly tipped
from
her
desktop
and
tumbled
straight
into
the
grate
of
an
air
purifier.
There
the
shell
broke
open
and
its
slippery
guts
slid
into
the
whirring
fan
.
And
so
,
while
the
egg
withstood
its
inaugural
fall
,
its
survival
resulted
in
nearly
$200
worth
of
damage
as
I
will
now
have
to
buy
a
new
air
purifier.
I
find
myself
wishing
that
the
original
experiment
had
failed
spectacularly
to
prevent
the
future
catastrophe
.
And
it
made
me
think
that
,
perhaps
,
many
things
in
life
are
like
this
–a
perceived
disaster
might
inadvertently
save
you
from
a
far
worse
fate
,
and
we
never
really
know
what
calamities
we
have
avoided
through
our
breaking
.
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