things_that_should_be_illegal
nr
not
disclosing
the
salary
on
job
listings
250922
...
raze
calling
a
hollow
hunk
of
sugar
-dappled dough
an
apple
fritter.
250922
...
ovenbird
Paw Patrol.
No
one
should
ever
be
subjected
to
this
horrifying children's
television
show
.
My
son
was
obessessed
when
he
was
little
and
I
wanted
to
poke
my
eyes
out
every
time
he
watched
it
. Thankfully
it's
long
in
the
past
now
,
but
I
still
remember
the
horror
.
250922
...
nr
my
sister
gave
us
a
list
of
things
my
nephew
is
into
for
birthday
gift
-inspiration
reasons
,
and
one
of
them
was
"paw patrol (
unfortunately
)."
250928
...
ovenbird
Oh
no
, nr!
Maybe
you'll
just
have
to
let
them
know
that
paw_patrol
is
illegal
now
and
you
can't
risk
a
criminal
record
to
buy
any
paw patrol paraphernalia.
250928
...
ovenbird
Leaf_blowers
251003
...
epitome of incomprehensibility
Patching
up
the
middle
of
the
road
while
leaving
the
edges
all
crinkly-crackety-bumpy (sincerely,
a
disgruntled
bike
-goer).
251003
...
raze
casual
cruelty
.
251004
...
raze
torturing
a
circular_saw
on
a
saturday
morning
.
251011
...
ovenbird
Being
far
away
from
your
own
family
on
Thanksgiving
for
19
years
in
a
row
.
251012
...
raze
charging
a
"handling
fee
"
when
you've
done
nothing
but
spend
ten
seconds
filling
out
a
form
.
260416
...
raze
people
leaving
their
dogs
outside
all
day
to
bark
while
refusing
to
walk
or
interact
with
them
in
any
meaningful
way
.
260622
...
releaseofwarmth
^
That
is
particularly shitty,
for
everyone
except
the
person
who
made
that
decision
.
I'm
not
even
a
dog
person
but
it's
because
I
can
recognize
that
I
can't
be
responsible
for
a
living
thing
that
constantly
needs
me
.
If
other
people
can't
handle
that
then
they
shouldn't
take
on
the
responsibility
of
dog
ownership,
no
matter
the
(
likely
shallow
) ulterior
motive
.
Damned
fair_weather_fans
man
.
It
applies
to
parenting
too
.
260622
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
