reborn_as_alcohol
raze
he
said
, "
i'll
come
back
as
rum
and
poke
your
liver."
she
said
, "
i'll
come
back
as
gin
and
make
you
forget
."
"
that
would
take
some
doing
,"
he
said
.
"
i
know
.
if
your
brain
were
a
person
,
it
would
be
a
hoarder
of
epic proportions."
he
tried
to
shuffle
some
trash
around
in
there
.
it
didn't
want
to
move
.
"
what
if
i
came
back
as
beer
instead
?"
he
said
.
140419
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from