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nom too fucking cold 081009
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no reason i can't believe you're in your coat and boots
you should come here
we could frolic in the sun together
or just frolic in general together
i miss frolicking with you
this has nothing to do with it being fucking cold
but i hope it warms up
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cr0wl yeah, that's right. 090117
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unhinged it's warm enough to snow here today. so a 20 degree warm up is headed your way.

(it must be warm out because my neighbors are unusually noisy with the going in and out today)
090117
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cr0wl our horses have an open-ended shed that they hide out in when it's this cold. normally they just grow their coats out and tough it. but the sight of their nostrils white with frost at 15 below made me cringe...thank god it's warming up. 090117
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unhinged 60 last week
15 tonight


it's the yo_yo back and forth that sucks the most.
090218
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no reason been getting headaches

-30 celsius with wind today
(-22 fahrenheit according to the internet converter)

it's a hermit day, i think.
090302
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cold comfort? well, if it gets down to -40, you won't have to use the converter, so that's nice. 090302
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past about the same here nr. it was a brisk walk home, to say the least! 090302
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unhinged can't it be spring?

FUCK
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raze you know winter's in full swing when emptying your bladder after a walk inspires you to start singing frank zappa's "why does it hurt when i pee?" inside your head. 211207
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kerry so goddamn frigid my dog won't even pee. he just hobbles around and then stands there in his little orange puffer staring up at me. i growl "fine fine let's go home" and at the word "home" suddenly he has energy, his black nails scraping the pavement, ears turned to ice. 211207
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epitome of incomprehensibility My combo of "cold" and "peeing" is that I'll often need to pee if I'm outside in the cold for a while and then go inside.

Not imagination. Something about bladders being affected by temperature changes.

So I suppose the grumbled word of choice here should be "it's so pissing cold" if that worked with my dialect (I'd sound vaguely un-Canadian but that's okay).
211207
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epitome of incomprehensibility My combo of "cold" and "peeing" is that I'll often need to pee if I'm outside in the cold for a while and then go inside.

Not imagination. Something about bladders being affected by temperature changes.

So I suppose the grumbled word of choice here should be "it's so pissing cold" if that worked with my dialect (I'd sound vaguely un-Canadian but that's okay).
211207
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epitome of incomprehensibility My combo of "cold" and "peeing" is that I'll often need to pee if I'm outside in the cold for a while and then go inside.

Not imagination. Something about bladders being affected by temperature changes.

So I suppose the grumbled word of choice here should be "it's so pissing cold" if that worked with my dialect (I'd sound vaguely un-Canadian but that's okay).
211207
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e_o_i ...It's when I make a silly pee joke that the thing posts three times, isn't it? Yes. Yes, it is. 211207
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raze even my glasses were freezing when i reached for them this morning. 220110
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nr the coldest fronts are always the sunniest here 220123
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past the thirty degree weekly range, before windchill, makes it so much harder to embrace minus fifteen as we should. 220123
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nr wait, 30 degrees? (hi past!) 220123
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past yeah -30 to +1 in the last week, plus over 50cm of snow (48 in one day!). embrace the chaos of climate change.

(hi!)
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kerry that 28 degrees felt almost warm this morning. 220123
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