remedial
ovenbird
In
addition
to
having
a
UTI
,
I
am
an
idiot
.
After
my
morning
spent
procuring
antibiotics
I
needed
to
send
some
work
emails
.
Behold
!
Here
is
an
email
that
claims
there
’s
been
a
suspicious
login
to
my
account.
Do
I
want
to
check
my
list
of
logged
in
devices?
Why
yes
I
do
!
I
click
on
the
link
.
Bad
idea
.
A
pop
up
informs
me
that
I
’ve clicked
on
a
simulated phishing
email
.
DAMN
IT
.
I
’ve
caught
every
one
of
these
in
the
past
and
reported
them
.
Gold
star
for
me
!
A
+ student!
Not
this
time
.
In
my
sleep
deprived
, bacteria ridden
state
,
I
fell
for
it
.
I
immediately received
an
email
saying
I
’d
been
enrolled
in
an
online training session
called
“Remedial Training
for
Phishing Clickers.”
I
honestly
don’t
think
there
’s
anything
they
could
have
called
this
that
would
have
made
me
feel
MORE
stupid
.
I
am
NOT
the
sort
of
person
who
needs
“remedial training.”
And
being
labelled
a
“phishing
clicker
”
feels
extremely judgemental.
This
does
not
define
me
!
I
only
did
it
once
!
My
mental
state
was
compromised!
I
have
to
live
with
this
now
–the
knowledge
that
I
’m
a
“phishing
clicker
,”
a
complete
dunce,
a
liability
to
those
around
me
who
depend
on
me
not
to
click
on
suspicious
links
in
my
email
inbox.
I
’m
going
to
need
ice
cream
and
a
full
hour
of
dog
petting
to
recover
from
this
blow
to
my
ego
. Hopefully
this
is
the
end
of
the
travel
hiccups
,
but
I
won
’t
hold
my
breath
.
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