absurdity Q I love mayonnaise and applesause, each alone or even in combination, but I would never pass up a dish of absurdity. 011216 ... silentbob i have absurdity oozing out my ears 011217 ... nr i was picturing someone who, whenever they left a room, would look both ways and race out like they were running to or away from something. it could just be a casual lunch, and then said person would walk to the door, but as they got closer they'd look around them anxiously and run towards the door and out into the hallway. 241116 ... nr there’s something about a person making a nonsensical command very confidently and firmly that gets me every time. 251201 ... raze i once knew a man who spent years growing out his hair and beard for the sole purpose of shaving half his head and face. he enjoyed riding the bus, standing so he was seen in profile, and then turning to watch the eyes of strangers widen with confusion, if not abject horror. we were about as different from each other as two people born with the same body parts could be, but on this we were agreed: life is too painful to take seriously all the time. 251201 what's it to you? who go blather from