concert_etiquette
nr
other
humans
doing
things
they
do
is
becoming
less
and
less
tolerable.
if
you're
at
a
concert
and
the
band
is
onstage
playing
,
don't
have
a
loud
conversation
with
your
friends
over
their
set
.
why
even
buy
tickets
for
the
show
?
why
not
sell
them
and
use
the
money
to
get
a
beer
at
a
regular
bar
?
and
don't
kick
or
shove
when
you're
trying
to
get
through
a
crowd
.
i
get
that
you
want
to
join
your
girlfriend
at
the
front
,
but
can
you
do
it
without
aggressively
pushing
other
people
away
in
the
process
?
get_off_my_lawn
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...
raze
another
thing
not
to
do
:
if
you're
the
owner
of
the
establishment
at
which
the
show
takes
place
,
you
probably
shouldn't
shit
all
over
one
of
the
performers
when
they're
standing
right
behind
you
, bemoaning
your
inability
to
get
someone
"
better
"
on
the
bill
.
that
probably
isn't
going
to
make
them
want
to
come
back
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from