lentils raze i only met her once. she was playing a game called caps with gord and andrew and chrisy. i wasn't too clear on what the rules were. i think it had something to do with tossing the hats that covered the hollow heads of beer bottles into glasses and chugging when you missed. i thought it was pretty stupid. i didn't play. by the end of the night her brother was passed out on the bathroom floor and she was hanging off the side of her living room couch. i couldn't tell if she was comatose or just too drunk to move. gord told me she was hanging out at his place once with him and a bunch of other people. she got sick after she lost consciousness. "the stuff that came out of her was green," he said. "it looked like a bunch of lentils." steve and tyson spread it all over her face with a spoon. they filmed themselves giving her a mask of her own puke. they thought it was funny. these are the people i used to call my friends. if there's a hell, that's where they belong. and maybe i'll bake down there with them. but i wasn't there when that vile shit went down. i wish i was. i would have washed her face and stomped on the tape they made until it was dust. i would have brought her somewhere safe. even if she wouldn't have known who i was in the morning. when i was leaving her townhouse, she found a way to say goodbye. she held up one arm and waved without lifting her head. 221206 what's it to you? who go blather from