outlaws
raze
i
haven't
taken
in
every
cinematic
variation
on
the
legend
of
robin_hood
that's
ever
been
cobbled
together
.
but
i've
seen
a
few
.
i
think
i
used
to
like
the
disney
version
best
.
the
one
where
all
the
characters
were
anthropomorphic foxes
and
lions
and
bears
.
after
that
it
was
"
prince
of
thieves",
with
kevin
costner's
disappearing
british
accent
, alan rickman's glorious scenery chewing,
and
the
histrionic
love
song
bryan adams
sang
when
kate_bush
wouldn't
touch
it
with
a
ten
-foot-long larynx.
though
i
think
there's
an
argument
to
be
made
that
the
nintendo
game
designed
to
capitalize
on
the
film's success
is
better
than
the
film
itself
.
you
could
spend
half
a
day
immersing
yourself
in
that
perspective
-shifting
shit
and
it
wouldn't
be
time
wasted
.
and
,
of
course
,
there's
the
mel brooks
piss
-take "
men
in
tights".
these_days
the
robin
hood
that
feels
truest
to
me
is
sean
connery
in
"
robin
and
marian
" —
a
man
who's outlived
his
mission
but
is
too
proud
to
admit
it
,
and
who
loves
as
fiercely
as
he
fights
,
even
when
it's
clear
he's
marching
straight
into
the
dark
maw
of
almost
certain
death
.
the
script
and
pacing
aren't
perfect
.
it
doesn't
matter
.
give
me
characters
i
can
care
about
,
and
i'll
forgive
almost
anything
. cinematically
speaking
.
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