nintendo
lotuseater
ahh
,
sweet
release
.
bleep
blop bloop beep beep!
boing
040131
...
Fido
bee
dee dee doo da da
do
da da
ba dee doo doo dee dee dee
dee
do
do
do
o
brother
beat
the
drum
naught
once
and
sing
of
bovines
040201
...
flux
i
broke
the
old
nintendo
out
in
the
projection
room
at
the
co_op
..
and
then
just
left
it
there
.
it
amazes
me
how
much
people
like
to
play
it
.
040201
...
raze
i
think
i
was
seven
or
eight
when
we
got
a
nintendo system.
i
loved
it
,
but
my
stepfather
loved
it
even
more
than
i
did
. "super mario bros."
gave
him
insomnia
.
he
would
get
up
in
the
middle
of
the
night
,
go
downstairs
,
and
spend
hours
trying
to
beat
the
game
.
it
got
to
the
point
where
my
mother
would
hear
the
music
in
her
head
even
when
he
was
in
the
bed
next
to
her
.
the
game
i
was
obsessed
with
wasn't
even
one
of
the
good
ones.
it
was
"urban champion".
one
of
the
shittiest,
least
creative
side
-scrolling
beat
'em
ups
ever
made
.
i
don't
know
why
it
sucked
me
in
the
way
it
did
. "ninja gaiden"
had
those
great
cinematic
cut
scenes
and
music
that
was
so
good
i
would
play
the
game
just
to
hear
the
songs
. "
the
legend
of
zelda
"
was
so
deep
it
broke
my
brain
. "mega
man
2
"
was
a
brilliant platform
game
with
another
great
soundtrack
.
but
"urban champion"
made
me
crazy
.
i
played
that
game
so
much
one
night
,
by
the
time
i
was
done
i
couldn't
feel
my
thumbs
anymore
.
i
thought
, "
this
is
what
plastic
feels
like
.
my
thumbs
are
plastic
."
i
never
made
it
to
the
end
.
some
joker
was
always
dropping
a
potted
plant
on
my
head
.
211222
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