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continued from: more_things_learned_from_dreams even_more_things_learned_from_dreams and_still_more_things_learned_from_dreams yet_more_things_learned_from_dreams new_dream_lessons
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an acoustic guitar doesn't need a sound hole to resonate. in fact, some project better without one.
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nothing toughens up a callus like a poorly-planned vacation.
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Just because a hotel is fancy, doesn't mean it's prepared for visitors. Open the door to floor 8 (ahem, "VIII") and you'll find a grand piano blocking the way.
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cinnamon toast crunch broccoli sounds like something that would be pretty labour-intensive to make, but all it really entails is half an hour of boiling vegetables.
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My dream_garden grows a hybrid vine that looks like a pea plant and tastes like a lemon.
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jerry springer cannot be defeated. he's like the terminator or something.
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you find more former friends on goodreads than any other social_media platform.
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talking to a gravy boat won't convince it to do your bidding.
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some people visit the beach to get a tan and chill in the sand. i go there to watch fox squirrels ride the backs of dolphins.
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contrary to popular belief, cheerios are not a healthy snack for every animal.
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blatherskite_dreams: dogs have intuition, which means they will hear your thoughts and leap across provinces in seconds. At university again, I'll be tempted to sign up for free Python courses from a group called Pyla. I'll know coding isn't much related to the work I want to do, but the "Pyla" booth has such a stylish design...
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be careful how you clothe the juvenile kangaroo you find in your bed. if you give them your favourite shirt to wear, you'll never get it back.
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one person's hellscape is another person's quaint corner store.
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when i'm stevie nicks, i play a pretty mean dulcimer.
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in many cases, the only way to determine which stone belongs to you is to lick the salt off its face.
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every pile of unwashed clothes is a criminal waiting to be born.
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the original cut of the_beatles film "let it be" and a 1979 queen concert make for a pretty strange vhs double bill.
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some of the most interesting beatles songs were written on a retreat organized by george martin. none of the fab four were able to bring their acoustic guitars, forcing them to write poetry and form what music they could with only their minds to guide them.
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when it's raining in your room, it's important to make sure your blankets are properly positioned.
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Plausible title for a dream_book: "Oh No! A Murder!"
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weather can never be trusted.
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david alan perry is famous for all the wrong reasons: he's one of the most notorious trolls the internet has ever allowed to thrive. he would be a lot harder to smoke out if he didn't insist on using his initials as an online handle.
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i can never shave my beard. i'll look like a completely different person if i do.
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harry nilsson's safe word was "biscuit".
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content is more important than sound.
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the best way to get someone who won't stop talking to shut up is to offer them pizza. works every time.
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cher's real last name is prescino.
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john goodman yelling at steve buscemi is funny. but when he does it to morgan freeman, it's like watching someone kick a wise old dog in the ribs.
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when i find myself in the unexpected position of radio dj, the name of my show is "falling off the roof".
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what's it to you?
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