chicken moonshine No mutant chicken here... No chicken at all Only a Nuclear amputee COCK 010905 ... spoons your the one for me the cleavers 010905 ... DammitJanet My uncle... had this crazy chicken. It started pecking all the other chickens eggs. So he threw it out of the pen and into the barn with the huge Belgian horses. We used to laugh at it because it would try and attack you whenever you came into the barn. One day Heidi, the grey mare, stepped on it. But just its one leg, which made it so much more amusing. Now when it attacked you, it hopped and wobbled, with this one leg sticking up at an odd angle. Then they got sick of it, and ate the crazy chicken. Am I the only one who finds chickens so incredibly funny? 021206 ... straw man who mistook this steak for chicken? 031216 ... mon uow charlie chaplin, chickadee 050324 ... guitar_freak they called the police because he put chicken heads in the bathroom. 051111 ... crOwl we have one chicken left at robin_hill. a black one that lives with our pot belly pig. they share food, but she won't sleep with him now. it's too cold. she roosts with the goats in the barn. when she sees me coming, she'll run like chicken little. 051111 ... jesse you are next to become 051130 ... CheapVodka I live across the street from a Church's. I'll never eat chicken again. Why couldn't it have been a Popeye's? 131107 ... epitome of incomprehensibility Is Church's the name of a restaurant? Whatever happened to the separation of church and restaurant? Isn't it enshrined in our constitution or declaration of independence or something? I'm outraged! I will write to the editor of North America. And demand a rematch. (Yes. Exactly.) To me, these poor birds are tasty... The year I was vegetarian, I'd cheat once in a while by eating chicken. Why do you taste so good, chickens? Especially fried, with rice, or cooked Mediterranean-style with dried apricots, plums, and olives? 131107 what's it to you? who go blather from