squirrel
newme
another
one
came
down
the
chimney
at
2
:40something
am
today
this
night
this
morning
i
snugged
the
white
scrap
piece
of
ikea bookshelf board
which
covers
the
broken
glass
door
with
about
two
hundred various
old
magazines
stacked tight
to
form
a
barricade
and
i
sat
and
i
waited
for
an
hour
or
more
while
the
squirrel quieted
down
inside
the
fireplace
there
now
i
hope
it's
gone
back
up
and
out
and
doesn't
sneak
into
the
room
somehow
while
i'm
sleeping
if
it's
still
there
in
the
morning
afternoon
i'll
have
to
remove
the
magazines
to
trap
it
in
one
of
the
cat
cages
i
feel
so
bad
for
it
because
i
yelled
at
it
to
scare
it
back
while
i
got
the
magazines
in
place
to
keep
it
from
pushing
the
white
board
cover
over
040716
...
crOwl
various
old
magazines
?
which
ones?
040716
...
monee
oh_yes_and_then
041229
...
Sonya
There
was
this
one
time
when
I
was
standing
in
the
parking
lot
about
to
get
into
my
(
now
old
)
car
.
There
was
this
huge towering
pine
tree
right
on
the
edge
of
the
parking
lot
and
I
saw
2
squirrels
chasing
each
other
as
they
were
climbing
up
the
tree
trunk
.
I
don't
know
if
it
was
mating
season
or
one
of
them
stole
the
other's acorns,
but
they
kept
making
this
insane "KWEE KWEE KWEE"
noise
.
Ever
since
then
I've
started
to
think
squirrels
are
really
cute
but
quite
capable
of
evil
...mainly
hugging
one's
face
in
terror
.
050703
...
APRicochetMVP
they're
everywhere
on
campus.
one
of
the
many
things
i
miss
about
school
.
the
squirrels
here
are
few
and
tiny
.
not
like
the
ginormous
and
numerous ones
in
chapel
hill
.
050703
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
