gum eatingstars i'm going to the store i'm picking up some cheese the aisles they're so crowded i'm like a mouse eating cheese loving cheese. i'm in the line conversing about the gum flavor of the week with purple hair teen she's convinced it's grape watermelon lipstick, but it's not, she's wrong, it's not. it's cheese, cheese gum. i'm paying i'm leaving i'm halfway to my car FUCK purple hair beckons me i know your type she says you're like roger stanfield, so stubborn she says there's no cheese gum you're a liar she says so i've been caught i've been caught red handed with my cheese gum creation come with me i whisper i'll take you and your purple hair to the breeding grounds i hesitate but you can't ever leave she agrees i'm so surprised she agrees. she'll be so angry when i melt her into gum. 071206 what's it to you? who go blather from