steal
raze
so
a
woman
buys
a
house
for
half
a
million
dollars,
right
?
comes
time
to
sell
it
,
she
turns
a
handsome
profit.
but
now
she's
got
no
place
to
stay
.
she
asks
if
she
can
rent
a
portion
of
what
used
to
be
hers
from
the
man
who
bought
it
.
he
says
sure
. charges
her
four
grand
a
month
.
she
stays
for
eight
weeks
.
when
she
leaves
,
of
all
the
things
she
could
take
with
her
,
she
steals
the
doorbell
.
i
know
what
you're
thinking
:
what
a
ding-dong.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from