pants
a shrubbery don't leave home without 'em

(especially if you're not fond of underwear)
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dean-bean You can wear pants if you want to,
You can leave your pants behind,
But if you take a chance and don't wear yor pant--then you--ain't no friend of mine.
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brown cardigan boy pencil cords 010302
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twiggie pie 010302
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silentbob Whose pants are these anyway?

they smell a lot like bobby's
he likes to fart
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Frizzie AND THEN THERE CAME A RUMBLE AND THE EARTH SHOOK WITH THE MIGHT OF GOD. THERE WAS A GRAND RUMBLE AS THE EARTH SWALLOWED A MAN WHO'S PANTS COULD TAKE NO MORE OF THE GRANDNESS THAT IS THE FART AND HE WAS NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

and his name is Bobby Evers may we all praise his great bellowing methane, that is gas.
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soia my pants keep getting bigger
I keep getting smaller
it's not that I'm starving myself
I just often don't really feel like eating
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dean-bean Some day her pants will come. Just don't wait by the window too long, you'll tan unevenly. 010329
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Fivel These are not my pants. 030204
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bandersnatch ALL I WANT IS A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS! 030204
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vega word up to the FIF fans. you guys should cath their shows near you they're quitting so it's their last tour ever. the "winners never quit tour" i'll be at their last one. hit me up if you're going. 030529
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no reason "what's up with your pants?"

"what's down with yours?"
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shower singer Where would we be without them?
Within them?

PANTS
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falling_alone i'm going to make mine 040809
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raze he bought a pair ten sizes too big and declared them a perfect fit. when the salesperson asked if they weren't a bit roomy, he said, "i plan to grow into them." 230113
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