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half_asleep_titles
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epitome of incomprehensibility
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A book called Lady Daughter Daughter
(perhaps inspired by hearing about my Aunt Sarah going to Maine with her daughter and granddaughter)
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220819
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e_o_i
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from half_asleep_thoughts past:
The Collected Customs of Carly Rae Jepsen (CD)
Nuclear Genocide and Radon Anoxia (metal band names)
If Jesus Is Real, Why Don't My Socks Fit? (book)
The Happily Independent Mermaid Chicken (story)
The Merry Anticipators (Shakespeare play)
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220819
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raze
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idiot rampage: a love story, with explosions.
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220820
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by the time i get my feet fixed (a song cycle written by a disgruntled podiatrist).
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220821
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Take Five, Elton John (a biography, though the song "Take Five" isn't by him)
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220821
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you can bake it if you try: a sly and the family stone cookbook.
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220822
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the squirrel with the acorn tattoo.
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220903
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eating evander: the mike tyson story.
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220920
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jesus christ superstar 2: the body of christ — a tale of revenge in which our lord and saviour gets really ripped (starring daniel day-lewis as hay zoos kreesto).
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220925
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rambo vi: no blood left.
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221006
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dennis the dentist: a sobering grownup sequel to "dennis the menace".
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221011
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e_o_i
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High Off the Ground, which my half-asleep mind assured me was "a sitcom about a military dictatorship set in a high school stairwell"
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221011
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mission quite possible (a disappointingly straightforward ethan hunt adventure).
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221028
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fridge of thighs: chef robin trower talks to you about chicken.
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221029
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reba eats the mac entire: a torrid tale of fast_food and country music.
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221031
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weir confessions: bob weir spills the beans.
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221114
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The Cursed Child: Atlantic Canada (an unexpected merger of a Harry Potter spin-off with a travel book I glanced at as I went up the stairs)
Speaking of stairs, I noticed that the syntax to my last thought was ambiguous: was the sitcom set in a high school stairwell or was the military dictatorship? If there have to be military dictatorships, more of them should be set in high school stairwells. Would limit the damage.
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221115
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the muppet escape movie.
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230316
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raze
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a commode-themed internet cafe called "wipe and type".
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230511
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i found a raisin: one grape's search for friendship.
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230708
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fifty grades of whey.
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230709
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love in the time of cauliflower.
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230710
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the modern art of acrimony.
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230711
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the possibly continued (part one).
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230714
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doge on film (the duran duran song the world needs right now).
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230720
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never gonna gif you up: a history of animated embeddable images (narrated by rick astley)
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231007
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another cookbook, but this one contains recipes contributed by the members of bad company. it's called "feel like makin' lunch".
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231026
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ruining stimpy (i saw meow meow punch_drunk).
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231106
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i had a pretty good one this morning, but by the time i thought to write it down it was already gone. so here's one from my dad instead:
joy at the expense of others.
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231123
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hell o's: the cereal where every bite burns.
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231213
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titanic: a ballet in movie form.
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240330
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e_o_i
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"Morgue Salsa" is a book. I have no idea what it means.
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240408
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e_o_i
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I Kidnapped a Garden
(as the title of a memoir; my half_asleep_thoughts have been rather green lately)
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240624
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raze
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mule alert (and other sounds that make you bend).
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240627
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e_o_i
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Real music in tears
(This was the caption to a photo of a café interior. People were sitting and chatting - not crying.)
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240627
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reading about joan didion before bed gave me "slay it as it lays".
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240713
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one of those hills.
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240714
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e_o_i
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From my recent half_asleep_thoughts, there's a "habibi movie" called Lovers and Strangers.
("Habibi" means something like "dear" in Arabic, so maybe it's a romance.)
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240731
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raze
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one hell of an ending (or, high culture flyer)
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240912
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songs of inconvenience (is this the name of the next U2 album?)
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241116
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buying ideas: how to string meters, part two.
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241117
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helping to find rice: a two-hundred-page violent breakdown.
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241129
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hair barbecue shredders (the indigo edition).
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241205
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weird bath & beyond.
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241206
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the house of hidden daggers.
(so, a crossover that combines the characters and plot points of "the house of flying daggers" and "crouching tiger, hidden dragon")
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241209
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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