what_made_you_chuckle_today
no reason
this
dream
exchange
:
my
aunt
walks
into
the
room
with
a
dog
on
a
leash
.
me
: "
that
dog
is
so
cute
!"
her
: "
he
has
a
disease
.
me
: "
what
?"
her
: "misanthropy."
both
the
idea
of
misanthropy
as
a
disease
,
and
the
fact
that
a
dog
could
ever
be
misanthropic.
much
more
likely
for
cats
,
i
would
think
.
141016
...
nr
my
friend
/"little
sister
"
called
me
a
goob (
actually
this
is
technically what_made_you_chuckle_yesterday)
141019
...
nr
(
what
missing
-bracket
fail
.
141019
...
nr
wait
,
that
is
incorrect
!
if
only
you
could
edit
blather
edits
.
if
only
red_wine
didn't
do
what
it
did
(
actually
,
let's
not
wish
that
).
141019
...
nr
"
are
you
reading
a
book
?"
he
asked
in
surprise
at
the
bar
.
"yep,"
i
replied.
"nothin'
wrong
with
that
!"
230701
...
nr
i
got
a
flu
shot
and
am
trying
to
move
my
arm
to
help
spread
the
love
out
of
my
arm
and
into
my
body
(
that
may
be
the
first
time
i've
ever
said
that
).
so
i've
been
on
-and-off conducting symphonies
with
my
left
arm
.
most
are
in
4
/4,
but
there
is
an
occasional
3
/4
or
2
/4. admittedly
i
don't
know
how
to
conduct
in
any
time
signature
other
than
those
.
241113
...
nr
i
sent
a
voice
message
to
you
today
ending
with
"roger.
over
."
in
homage
to
airplane
and
related
inside
jokes
.
or
so
i'd
thought
...
you
sent
a
voice
text
back
and
said
you're
glad
i'm
over
roger.
i
realized
then
i'd
accidentally
reversed
the
order
.
241121
...
raze
this
bit
of
random
internet
wisdom
: "
statistics
are
like
bikinis.
you
see
most
of
the
things
.
but
you
don't
see
the
most
important
things
."
241203
...
raze
(
i
took
it
to
mean
, "
you
don't
see
the
heart
and
soul
of
the
person
/place/thing,"
and
not
the
racier interpretation
some
might
have
.
but
maybe
that's
just
me
.)
241203
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from