|
|
bumper_stickers
|
|
|
lulie
|
I love my country
It's the government I'm afraid of.
|
020401
|
|
... |
|
|
silentbob
|
PLEASE DONT STARt world WAR III
|
020401
|
|
... |
|
|
pilgrim
|
UFOs ARE REAL
The government
Doesn't Exist
|
020402
|
|
... |
|
|
dionysos
|
Maybe my all-time favorite:
"KUKKOKIEKUU"
(cock-a-doodle-doo in Finnish)
|
020402
|
|
... |
|
|
lois on the brink
|
I'd slap you but shit splatters.
Normal people worry me.
|
020402
|
|
... |
|
|
lulie
|
Will 'e
Bump 'er
Stick 'er?
|
020403
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
a bulldog, with "love-a-bull" beneath it in rickety black letters designed to look like someone's handwriting.
|
220531
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"mom life" beside a butterfly about to settle on the face of a flower.
|
220612
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
"work hard. be nice. have fun."
(words to live by, i think.)
|
220612
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"live in peace and harmony." white letters on a purple background, with a star for an a, a peace sign for an o, and a bird for a y.
|
220624
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
on the back of a black truck:
"NO FUCKS GIVEN."
with two hands stripped of their flesh flipping the whole world the double bird.
|
220718
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"ridin' with my crew."
|
220719
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"respect for bikers." above that, a figure with a helmet-hidden face giving a peace sign (i assumed the other hand was in their pocket).
|
220723
|
|
... |
|
|
e_o_i
|
More blather_synchronicity! Or at least "blather matching how my day went."
The black pickup's "I identify as a Prius" would be cute in a vacuum (Attack of the 50-Foot Vacuums), but combined with the other sticker "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EATSHIT" it looked like the driver would sneer at a small electric car like Mom's (Sparky, her original puppy).
My thoughts: "you'd better not try anything, my mom's not someone you want to mess with" as if I bought until the whole toughness rhetoric and as if the driver would actually bully us somehow. Like, why?
But I have silly thoughts. It was hot out.
Now the driver was sort of reckless, veering abruptly to a curb and stopping. Nothing against the car behind theirs, probably.
|
220723
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"i hope something good happens to you today."
|
220806
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
e_o_i: the other day i saw a prius with a bumper sticker that said "i identify as a ford f-150." TWINSIES.
|
220806
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"i ♥ my pitbull"
with a white bone for a speech bubble.
|
220815
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
"do you follow jesus this closely?"
|
220901
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
"choose to be optimistic, it feels better. —dali lama xiv"
|
220903
|
|
... |
|
|
past
|
"dirty hands = clean money"
|
220907
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
stacked on the same pickup truck without a hint of irony:
“save the children”
and
“f*ck trudeau”
|
221008
|
|
... |
|
|
Soma
|
I pieced mine together from a few
"Ask me about my D&D opinions"
It never fails to get an ask.
|
221008
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
“quit asking so much of cauliflower.”
|
221106
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
"my kids are sassholes"
|
230121
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
"be kind. we're all idiots."
|
230331
|
|
... |
|
|
tender_square
|
"lots of people are now saying no to circumcision."
|
230702
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"keep portland weird!"
|
230820
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"baby on board."
(which, of course, instantly made me think of "the simpsons" in its golden age.)
|
231209
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
this time it was "princess on board".
|
231231
|
|
... |
|
|
nr
|
"please let me merge before i start crying"
|
240909
|
|
... |
|
|
raze
|
"beware attack lesbian."
(i mean, that's a lot less intimidating than your typical guard dog warning.)
|
241002
|
|
|
what's it to you?
who
go
|
blather
from
|
