vacuum
nom)
there's
something
funny
about
me
not
being
able
to
afford
a
vacuum
050921
...
nom)
i
got
the
cheapest
, lighest
to
carry
050929
...
unhinged
everything
feels
empty
imploded
080219
...
jane
why
two
u's?
really
,
now
.
this
has
always
bothered
me
.
090106
...
ovenbird
Instructions
for
losing
your
vacuum cleaner:
First
,
go
on
a
relaxing
week
-long
vacation
to
a
cabin
in
the
woods
.
Come
home
and
think
, “
the
house
could
really
use
a
good
vacuum.”
Look
in
the
place
you
keep
the
vacuum cleaner
and
find
it
’s
not
there
.
Look
in
places
your
wife
might
put
the
vacuum cleaner
if
she
wanted
it
to
be
tucked
away
and
find
it
’s
not
in
any
of
those
places
either
.
Have
a
sudden
realization
that
you
dropped
the
vacuum cleaner
off
for
maintenance
before
you
left
on
your
vacation
,
but
then
completely
forgot
you
did
that
.
Ask
your
wife
if
she
knows
where
the
vacuum cleaner
is
and
discover
she
also
has
no
idea
what
happened
to
it
either
.
Reveal
your
insight
about
taking
it
to
the
shop
.
Laugh
about
the
fact
that
this
is
your
life
now
—just
two
senior citizens
losing
a
vacuum cleaner
in
the
dust
and
detritus
of
your
minds
.
251006
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
