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epitome of incomprehensibility ...are sometimes the convergence of two thoughts or observations:

"He edited a book on anarcho-syndicalism...and the puppy is chewing on my sock."

Epic Rap Battles of History: Noam_Chomsky vs. Shiloh. Begin!
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e_o_i "Anyway, enjoy your German lesbians!" (in reference to a 1931 movie David was going to watch) 230307
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e_o_i "I need an internet," I said, nodding my chin at one of the cables.

"I want the long internet," replied my brother, affected by my displacement of one thing onto another.
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e_o_i Yesterday I got pregnant with mail (things_I_never_thought_I_would_say).

Today I told my brother, "I think we'll have to be very Canadian and politely genocide them both" (not people! only the mint and oregano that crept into the vegetable garden).
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e_o_i "The AI tutors are funny."

No, I haven't tried to program a teacher for myself. The "AI tutors" are just pictures. Placeholder photos that the tutoring centre is using for its website until the real tutor photos can be uploaded and linked to people's profiles.

One AI tutor face had cartoonishly frizzy hair. Another had the face of a model, but too much so: his chin looked chiseled - literally.

Despite the amusement, I was also a little annoyed. I can see the reason for not using stock photos - there are people behind them who might be surprised if someone came across them as purported tutors. At the same time, though, it seems a waste of electricity to generate fake pictures just as placeholders. I don't know.
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raze "i was never a small stone stowing cyanide behind my mother's hollow heart."

(a bit of a mouthful, that one.)
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