vanity_plates


	vanity_plates
raze	IBLEEVE	221029
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raze	XUUS ME	221109
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kerry	BELLA	221109
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raze	NITEBEAT (a sam cooke fan, i assume)	221126
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epitome of incomprehensibility	Quebec license plate with TABARNAK. But attached to a cart. (It's a local swear word. Vanity of regional reference)	221126
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raze	TALLULAH	221127
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raze	IN DA NAVY	221204
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raze	DONS DJ	221210
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nr	ZUCCHINI	221210
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raze	GON BATTY	221211
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past	on a tesla "THX2ELON" the question is do we read it sarcastically now?	221217
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tender_square	RATE ME driven by a douche cutting across lanes of traffic on tecumseh road. i wanted to give him the finger and say "how's that for a rating?"	230112
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tender_square	SASSBRAT	230114
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tender_square	CPT REX	230205
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raze	POOH KITY	230223
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tender_square	i burst out laughing when i pulled into kristin's driveway and noticed her license plate for the first time. it read: GO 2 HELL	230305
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raze	MATS 7 (the best a linen supply business could do, apparently)	230310
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raze	GHOST 3D	230313
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raze	2 AWSOME	230316
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raze	2L WAGON	230406
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raze	LENSCAT	230418
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raze	HAKE GOLE	230504
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raze	CIAO NOW	230505
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raze	160 8MM (someone's either a fan of firearms or shrink fit holders. i'm not sure which.)	230510
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raze	C MARC	230519
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raze	NEW PAWS	230520
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raze	the roman numeral edition: XVI XII	230521
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raze	BABA V	230522
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raze	SOWTPA (i think someone's left-handed)	230528
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tender_square	PAPAZORO	230528
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raze	A FAWKES	230529
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tender_square	EUROGUY (and he was blasting eurotrash techno)	230602
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raze	GIDDYAP	230608
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tender_square	CELEB BOY	230608
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raze	SCRIGZ	230615
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raze	OHK BUD (words of comfort, or acknowledgment of a middling batch of marijuana? i'll never know for sure.)	230616
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tender_square	BCN YAH	230617
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raze	MUSKINJA (a serbian volleyball player, or a musky-smelling ninja?)	230620
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raze	4 WIT	230622
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mcdougall	3MTA3 Didn’t know about this until I bought a copy of the Beastie Boys’ album License to Ill. Eatme	230623
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tender_square	2 U LYN	230701
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raze	LIL BIT 80	230710
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raze	HAIR DUDE	230711
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raze	AAJ BOL	230712
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tender_square	UBUGA ME (inaccurate; they were bugging me with their terribly slow maneuvers.)	230717
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raze	2 ASCOT	230721
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raze	PIPSTER	230722
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raze	MI 2 GIRLS	230725
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raze	OC NJ	230726
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raze	(i saw the CIAO NOW car again yesterday)	230802
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raze	RHINO 13	230803
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raze	NINSKA	230804
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raze	LAVA 3	230805
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tender_square	GRAMVANI	230808
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raze	BB EIGHT	230810
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raze	YOLO LVIT ("yolo" + "love it"? or did jon lovitz run out of letters for what he wanted to say?)	230815
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raze	KIMMY 89	230817
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raze	OH SHERRI (our love holds on)	230818
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tender_square	FUN4ONCE	230819
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raze	CYA AT X	230820
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e_o_i	1DESIGN (sounds like a business name, maybe)	230820
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raze	SBT 1	230826
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tender_square	MUMAPAPA	230827
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raze	SNOBANKS	230828
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raze	MADRAS	230901
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raze	NOLMITTS	230902
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raze	DRUCILLA	230904
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raze	GOINSTYL	230907
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raze	GREVALII	230908
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raze	100 SEA	230909
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tender_square	HUNKLRON (this one kind of gives me the heebs. is this uncle calling himself hunky? are his nieces and nephews? i have so many questions!)	230911
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raze	♥ MIKS	230912
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raze	TLYNNZ	230913
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raze	TERESA RN	230914
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raze	PMS 1965	230917
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raze	PRPLADI	230918
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raze	K9Z VET	230920
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raze	MCNORTON	230921
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raze	A JAKE (as opposed to two)	230922
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raze	BIG ERR	230923
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raze	SPDRMAN 1	230926
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raze	BARS 54	230927
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raze	SPIT FAN	230928
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tender_square	EXYLR8TN	230930
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tender_square	PRAIRIE	231001
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raze	L E D X	231003
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raze	JEAN JON	231004
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raze	KOEY	231005
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raze	MY JUNIX	231007
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raze	BOM 88	231008
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raze	EST 6166	231009
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raze	SEW AWSM	231016
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raze	RACHITT	231019
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raze	SPENNY VO (spencer rice is a voiceover artist now?)	231020
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raze	BLCWIDO	231021
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raze	V3NOM (seen on an svt cobra driven by a maniac)	231022
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raze	2THRACES	231023
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raze	PT LKOUT	231024
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raze	KN CAST	231028
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raze	MURPH 47	231029
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raze	P LLOYD	231101
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raze	LAUR N	231102
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raze	TMM	231103
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raze	EMAILZ	231104
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raze	THE JOEL (was that billy_joel by any chance?)	231105
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raze	PPRINCES (good to see royalty rocking a stutter with no shame)	231106
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raze	DING BABY	231108
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raze	WHT RBBT (n pll mks lrgr, nd n pll mks smll)	231109
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raze	FEREL	231111
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raze	GABIKA	231121
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raze	DR POP CAN (was this the working title for dr. pepper when the drink was but a carbonated bubble in its creator's eye?)	231126
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raze	PLK10	231127
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raze	QE SERA	231128
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raze	2 P I A	231129
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raze	BUCK DOO	231130
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raze	BIG BRR (maybe this is BIG ERR's less gregarious sibling)	231201
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raze	FRITZY 123	231202
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raze	CLAY 595	231203
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raze	5 NIKKI (i'm guessing 4 NIKKI was already taken)	231205
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raze	VEKARIYA	231206
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raze	3 FLLES	231209
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raze	K BELLAA	231210
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raze	THE DAWG	231216
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raze	these two were right next to each other at a red light today: CONNY 3 BEES 633 (that's a whole lot of bees, and not a lot of people named conny)	231221
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raze	FATHOM 1	231222
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raze	HUNT LAW	231223
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raze	SYBREN (three guesses who that one belongs to)	231224
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raze	WHITSON	231225
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raze	SREDJANI	231228
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raze	ANNIE F	231229
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raze	VANESZ	240101
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raze	KIDDO	240102
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raze	MR CD (good to see someone out there still appreciates physical media)	240103
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raze	ESCAPE 1	240104
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raze	FT RSQ 2 (sequel to the first foot rescue mission, then?)	240105
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raze	JESTRY	240106
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raze	SISBOM	240107
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raze	JK FRITZ	240108
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raze	GRINCH 3	240109
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raze	SNUGGLES (the license plate that hugs you)	240110
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raze	BMMR 911 (surely you can do better than "bummer" for a preamble when calling in an emergency)	240113
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raze	HANSON 28	240115
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raze	CHARISSE	240131
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raze	SH8Y LADY	240201
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raze	SIX FT2	240202
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raze	DANNY N	240204
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raze	GRINCH 1 (i guess there must be a second grinch out there somewhere. i wonder how many siblings there are.)	240205
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raze	LEONELLA	240207
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raze	COLLINS	240208
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raze	RN CACHOO (another registered nurse; this one has a case of the sneezes)	240211
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raze	MOODYBLZ	240212
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raze	ZNGARA	240213
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raze	EST BBEE	240214
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raze	RAJESH B	240215
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raze	STOBBS	240221
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raze	AUTISI	240229
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raze	4 LDYBG	240302
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raze	JUNE 2025 (there's a first: a license plate from the future)	240305
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raze	4 DAD N SIS	240307
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raze	honest to god (though that guy doesn't deserve anything from me at this point), i saw one yesterday that said: SQURRLS	240318
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raze	LUV CORGI	240319
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raze	J CROOK (remind me not to invite that guy over for dinner)	240322
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Soma	EUNIQ (unsure if it's meant to be eunich or unique)	240323
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raze	I AM TWO (to be able to reach the pedals at such a young age ... that's some impressive shit right there)	240324
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raze	LINCOLN 4 (any relation to abe?)	240325
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raze	JEF LOW	240326
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raze	M NIKI	240327
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raze	SC RLST8	240328
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raze	JUN3 BUGG	240329
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raze	I HUEY (nice to meet you, huey. i johnny.)	240330
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raze	SPADA 007 (this is what happens when you make james bond an italian swordsman)	240331
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raze	CAYEN 1	240401
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raze	HEY MOE	240403
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raze	TUFF MUF	240404
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raze	FINS FUR	240405
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raze	ROSCOE P	240406
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raze	PUSHIN2	240410
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raze	K BESTA	240415
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raze	TROPAIA	240417
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raze	RACHIIT	240418
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raze	Y 3 SONS (because the first two needed a friend?)	240421
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raze	4 ND 4 (that would be 8)	240422
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raze	MEEKA	240423
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raze	BIG SKIER (it ain't quite the season for that anymore around here, but then again, you never know with windsor weather)	240424
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raze	JATVOLIM	240425
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raze	2 GRAMPS	240501
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raze	LSHORE (a lakeshore resident, i'm guessing)	240502
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raze	T O T L	240503
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raze	TENKULO	240504
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raze	GR8DAYNE	240507
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raze	RIXARD (is that a moderately straightedge richard?)	240508
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raze	GILYBEAN	240521
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e_o_i	On Sunday, I pointed out one to my parents that said SUMMER. "But what will they do the other seasons?" I was childishly concerned about this (for about three seconds). Another one on a surfer-vibey vehicle: BEACHN.	240521
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raze	PETEY 1 (where my other peteys at?)	240523
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raze	BOSSPREV (someone's previous boss?)	240524
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nr	YEAH BOI	240525
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raze	i thought i saw one that said "EZ N1", but it was just the fading of random letters and numbers that tricked me into thinking they were vain.	240528
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raze	KAMATHS	240529
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raze	D GIRL USA	240530
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raze	RYALLDUP	240602
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nr	MAD4SURE	240602
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raze	STACI B	240603
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raze	LUNA BLU3	240607
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raze	HEY JO (any relation to moe?)	240608
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raze	KIWI CUTY	240612
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raze	LOGEE 44	240622
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raze	4U LEEN	240701
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raze	CRAF LADY (someone seems to be missing a t)	240703
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raze	AKSHUN	240705
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raze	MIG XPERT	240706
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raze	NAHRINA	240707
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raze	4 NEW FE	240709
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raze	DUCDEE (a duck-themed remake of "crocodile dundee"?)	240710
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raze	ANNETOZ	240712
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raze	KAR NOT (it was a jeep, not a car, so the license plate checked out)	240719
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raze	FLOSS ME (i guess this means teeth can drive cars now)	240725
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raze	MACK MADI	240726
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raze	NICK TE	240727
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raze	LOV2READ (you too, huh?)	240729
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raze	G LAXMI (she likes me!)	240731
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raze	DORF 1	240801
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raze	PRADHAM7	240802
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raze	MKGUYVER (the original series, not the reboot, i hope)	240804
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raze	MORINGO	240807
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e_o_i	In the GO/VIA parking lot in Oshawa: AUDACIA - the country where Audacity is the capital DAS FMLY - Okay, that's "the family" with a German flourish. Thing is, it should be "die" for "Familie," to be pronounced "dee family," except DIE FMLY might send the wrong message.	240807
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raze	STYL3S	240809
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raze	JO PEET	240810
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raze	MUM 257	240811
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raze	DDMT	240812
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raze	OHINOSA (do you really?)	240816
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raze	KRBARE	240817
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raze	TENTSHN	240818
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raze	BYBLOS	240819
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raze	♥ M LUV	240820
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Soma	IOWNU (This one made me concerned and sad)	240820
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raze	RAJ GURU	240821
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raze	KEEP UP EH	240822
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raze	MR LUTHOR	240823
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raze	a first-generation plymouth road runner had plates that said: B BEEPP "very clever," i thought.	240825
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raze	VE3TMU	240826
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raze	KEYMAKER	240830
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raze	5 RED JANI	240831
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raze	GRNDHGY (either someone's been getting friendly with the ground, or they're feeling like a woodchuck)	240901
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e_o_i	I don't see as many of these around here because they were only recently allowed in Quebec and I think there's a six-character limit, but today I saw MAZEL (if it's a word and not a name, it's "luck" in Yiddish - although "mazel tov" is more like "congratulations")	240901
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e_o_i	(The TABARNAK one up top was an exception to the six-character rule because it wasn't an actual vehicle license. Also, I don't think you can put swear words in them. "Ta-bar-NAK!" is the kind of thing you'd say in the tone of "Holy SHIT!" - anger and surprise, angry surprise.)	240901
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raze	REMARC	240902
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raze	HELI DR	240903
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raze	B♭ (minor or major?)	240905
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raze	MAMA MIA	240909
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nr	WOW SEXY (and i could've sworn it winked at me)	240914
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raze	RIGNEY	240915
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raze	K57 ELVIS	240916
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raze	VW 14 (you mean to tell me that was only the fourteenth volkswagen ever made?)	240917
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e_o_i	Yesterday I saw a fairly common name - FATIMA, I think. So someone must have been quick in asking the license plate bureau for it (I'm assuming it's one-per-province for each customized plate, but what do I know).	240917
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raze	PRTHOODD (i guess PRNTHOOD was taken)	240918
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raze	DANNY W (any relation to DANNY N?)	240923
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raze	GET R GOIN	240927
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raze	BOSTON 49	240928
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nr	SR AGENT	240928
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raze	CAFE TORY	240929
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raze	37 PAKARD	240930
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raze	MAT 142	241005
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raze	NI EVE	241008
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raze	TREQQI (the question is: kirk or picard?)	241011
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raze	GENE 3	241013
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raze	i saw the GRAMVANI one myself the other day, but to my eyes the I looked more like a 1.	241014
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raze	GEO MEL (sounds like a futuristic sandwich, or maybe just someone with two first names)	241020
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raze	NEW EWE (that has to be one of the best i've seen so far)	241025
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raze	HABS PHAN	241026
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raze	BETINHA	241027
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warmthofrelease	"3 OF A PP" Ummm... siblings?	241028
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raze	DUGS L8 (that dude is never on time)	241029
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raze	AH2RETA	241030
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raze	ROSIE KT	241031
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raze	HPY RLTOR	241101
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raze	RAMRAM5	241106
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raze	HYTT	241107
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raze	ZEINA 2 (imagine this person's surprise when they discovered there was another zeina who got there first)	241108
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warmthofrelease	WRSHIP I am choosing to interpret that the missing character is an a, not an o.	241110
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raze	A JAROS	241112
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raze	TOUNN	241115
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raze	HAPPY T	241116
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raze	R JIM LAD	241117
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raze	GERRARD	241118
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raze	BIG DOG 25	241120
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raze	MAX N ROME	241121
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raze	PA ARCH	241122
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raze	EH LUKE	241125
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raze	FR MATT (i'm thinking matt is either french, "for real", or a catholic priest)	241129
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raze	KITMO	241201
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raze	TALL 160	241202
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raze	GNOME T	241203
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raze	MELOCHE	241204
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raze	BASRA8	241206
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raze	GRUNGY	241210
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raze	MR OYO 26	241211
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raze	TRAN 17 (someone who works in transit, i'm guessing)	241212
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raze	MONS 83M	241213

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