badger epitome of incomprehensibility "Happy new year, Badger!" went the email title. My thought: "Who are you and why are you calling me a badger?" It was Brock University. All of their sports teams are the Brock Badgers, but I'd forgotten they call their students/alumni that too. Appropriately, "badger" means to bother. Putting aside the badgering, I bookmarked the alumni benefits page. My train discount with them stopped working long ago, but maybe there are other goodies. Maybe I can mentor young badgers, teach them how to dig for truffles. Wrong animal. But, you know, school spirit. I'm trying! 230105 ... raze if i were ever in a position where it fell to me to conduct a job interview and i read "badger mentor" on someone's resume, i think i'd have to hire them on the spot. that's just too good. 230106 what's it to you? who go blather from