accents
raze
you
walk
out
of
walmart
and
watch
a
man
pull
into
the
parking
lot
in
an
expensive
suv.
windows
down
.
"
excuse
me
sir,"
he
says
. "
how
are
you
today
?"
"
i'm
all_right
,"
you
say
. "
how
are
you
?"
"
terrible
,"
the
man
says
. "
i'm
from
america
."
his
accent
isn't
american
.
it's
as
thick
as
the
three
gold
chains
on
his
chest
and
flecked
with
unfamiliar
music
.
"
my
credit
card
doesn't
work
here
,"
he
says
. "
you
have
money
?
i
give
you
this
ring
if
you
give
me
money
."
his
ring
is
gold
or
some
lesser
metal
lying
about
its
lineage,
with
a
red
stone
set
deep
in
its
durable
skin
.
"
i'm
sorry
,"
you
say
in
your
best
canadian
brogue. "
i
don't
have
any
money
."
with
a
wave
of
his
hand
,
he
dismisses
you
and
moves
on
to
his
next
mark
.
you
drive
home
with
a
jug
of
orange_juice
and
two
glass
bottles
of
sweet
and
sour
sauce
for
a
stir
-fry.
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who
go
blather
from