achievement_unlocked
raze
clutching
an
apple
and
a
hand
warmer
in
the
same
five
-fingered fin,
camera
slung
around
my
neck
, feeding
and
photographing furry
friends
while
eating
the
back
half
of
my
own
breakfast
.
250205
...
raze
weeping
while
doing
jumping_jacks
.
250701
...
ovenbird
I
checked
a
book
out
of
the
library
only
to
discover
I've
already
read
it
.
This
is
not
an
old
person
achievement
I
wanted
to
unlock
,
but
here
we
are
.
As
a
side
note
,
the
book
is
Small
Things
Like
These
,
a
novella
by
Claire Keegan.
And
it
was
really
good
.
Unfortunately
it
was
not
good
enough
for
me
to
remember
I'd
read
it
. Alas.
251023
...
ovenbird
I
dropped
my
phone
in
the
toilet
,
but
it
survived
!
251109
...
raze
one
squirrel
leaping
over
another
who
was
busy
eating
on
top
of
my
foot
so
he
could
climb
me
like
a
tree
and
dine
while
hanging
upside_down
from
my
leg
.
251211
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from