misspeak
luck is green typhoon or thai food? 010816
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unhinged iced coffee from the thai restaurant on farwell 010816
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raze "i need to put some funny in my moan." 140524
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raze "you can't marry someone you're already divorced to." 140529
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raze "thank goodness there were places like him in the world." 140721
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raze "this day had to come soon time." 140803
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raze "you're not about to do what you think i am, are you?" 141209
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past she looked around and thought this was as good a place as any, diving deep into the earth's crust, flipping amidst the moles and pushing up off the core back into the air rising up to new heights.

a new mountain out of the valley, miss peak. 		141210
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raze "i'll give the dog to bark about something." 221001
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raze "the garage above the tree." 221118
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raze "is 'beforehand' one hand or two?" 230110
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raze "she sees people running race lights all the time." 230413
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raze "maybe your crosses were meant to path." 230422
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raze "i'd appreciate it if you'd treat me with the same currency." 230425
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raze "i'll try to prolong death for as long as i can."

"i think you meant to say postpone." 		230609
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raze "just be lucky for what you have." 230623
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raze "it doesn't matter how dig you deep." 230707
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raze "i hope she's learned her direction." 230726
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raze "he left his toilet on the turd." 230731
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raze i was trying to say, "i think the bassist's name was james dewar."

what came out instead: "i think the james-ist's name was bass dewar." 		230805
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raze "my mother died from a perforated reason." 230810
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tender_square "i am fairy toasted." 230813
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tender_square "wine slobs" 230825
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raze "he's got a massive email."

(he meant to say "ego".) 		230826
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raze "trail-road tracks." 230903
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raze "she chatters and grumbles her teeth." 230907
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raze overheard on_the_radio:

"its mother died during his recording." 		230909
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raze "he's doing the best he has." 230912
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raze "she died of a bowel instruction." 230925
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raze "they have an annual sanctuary." 231016
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raze "that's why i sit peeing down." 231107
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raze "as they say, sometimes more is less."

(i kind of like it backwards like that.) 		231125
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raze "you couldn't help but not like her." 231128
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raze i was trying to say, "his colours are so pretty." what came out instead was, "his pritters are so cully."

i guess that's true too. 		231226
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raze "i've got four pairs of wonder-wear i bought from winners." 231228
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raze "he had his head on his hand. i meant to say he had his hand on his head. but i guess it's true either way." 240111
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raze "apparently you can't just snovel show like a normal person." 240119
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raze "it's best that not we know." 240226
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pony "it's trauma's baby." Hilarious. 240226
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pony "I don't really like sandwich Lunchables, with the crappers, and the ham and cheese." 240226
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raze "i got pancake on the plastic," i said.

i meant to say "ketchup". not sure how a pancake slipped in there. 		240304
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raze i was trying to say "funny-smelling". it came out as "smelly funning" instead. then it happened another three times. 240412
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raze "that's a tragic fall to befate any man." 240529
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raze "he went to college to try and be a university." 240621
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raze "i can't remember the name of his name." 240624
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raze "don't be surprised if her father is here again yesterday to do more work on the porch." 240704
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raze today i referred to peter, who i've known for more than thirty years, as "feeter". as if he were made of feet.

i'm kind of glad he wasn't around to hear that blunder (though he probably would have found it funny). 		240716
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raze "if you like it as much as i think it's gonna be..." 240717
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raze "they're so short on beds, it's not even crazy." 240803
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raze "i hope the sleep didn't keep you up last_night." 240806
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raze "that spear triggers him" became "that trear spiggers him" when a few wires got crossed. 240817
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raze "the title caught my name." 240829
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raze "i need to remember to get those bottles of water out of the guitar." 240908
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e_o_i "I'm emailing you the two trees." (How would that work? ...They were photos of trees.) 240910
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raze "it's strange to see him gone." 240922
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raze "your shelf has a health life." 241015
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raze "i got the chicken for the shrimp alfredo." 241019
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