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seen_on_a_shirt
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raze
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"made to defy gravity."
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220510
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tender_square
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"retreat from sin.....surrender to the lord!
endure hardship with us like a good solider of christ."
this came from my sister-in-law's 2003-04 youth ministry shirt, complete with stick figures of christ, the devil, and stick-girls-as-soldiers wearing boonies, stacking sandbags, holding bayonets, and parachuting into the scene. it's fucking wild.
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220510
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spotted at a buc-ees rest stop: a twenty-something guy wore a tee with a silkscreened photo of william darrell mays jr. in his characteristic chambray shirt, giving a thumbs up, and the word “legend” appeared above it. (when i pointed this out to my sister-in-law’s husband he joked, “i would’ve thought the sham-wow guy was more legendary.”)
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220516
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raze
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a tank top that said, "i flexed and the sleeves fell off."
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220625
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raze
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"proud teacher."
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220712
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tender_square
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the biway logo. (i haven’t thought about that store in years.)
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220716
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tender_square
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the face of yosemite sam worn unironically.
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220815
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raze
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"this is my happy place."
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220816
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tender_square
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"black lives matter" in the purple typography of black sabbath's logo.
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220816
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raze
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"i hate being late — but i'm just so good at it."
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220827
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past
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"don't get mad, get elected." (worn by the mayoral candidate i really really really hope wins.)
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220828
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raze
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"illuminate everything."
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220901
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raze
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"good vibes."
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220903
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raze
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the murder inc. record label logo.
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220906
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raze
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a stegosaurus party.
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220907
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past
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on a group of teenage boys, walking around like they're on top of the world (and perhaps not just their high school's social ladder): i ♥ hot moms
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220924
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raze
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a very serious-looking tupac shakur.
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221003
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tender_square
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worn by a father who was a "price is right" contestant:
"here to help my daughter pay for ivf."
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221209
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raze
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"i want pizza, not your opinion."
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230415
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raze
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white words on a black background, beneath the menacing face of the governator: "come with me if you want to lift."
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230423
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raze
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the universal recycling symbol.
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230607
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raze
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"mom in a million."
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230619
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kerry
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"pink freud: dark side of your mom"
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230619
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raze
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"spread love."
("what kind of bread?" my dad asked.)
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230620
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e_o_i
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"My home is my Cassel" (old spelling for Kassel, the town - worn by a student at the end-of-term party or Abschlussfeier, a present from his host family)
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230620
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tender_square
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a man too old to get natural boners wearing the blaring yellow lettered message "get your ya ya's out."
(stay classy, windsor.)
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230626
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raze
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a unicorn wearing sunglasses.
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230718
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raze
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"all you need is love."
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230815
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past
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"fighting tyrants since pharoah."
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230816
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raze
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"say ya shakespeare like ya want."
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230817
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raze
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newsom.
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230822
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raze
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a rainbow.
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230902
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tender_square
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an elderly man striding with walking sticks wearing the motorhead logo.
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230902
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raze
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notes on a staff.
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230916
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raze
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martina mcbride.
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230927
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tender_square
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coiled drawstrings that resembled fusilli or hasidic curls.
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230928
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raze
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the smiling face of terry fox.
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230929
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raze
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yosemite national park.
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230930
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raze
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a lion cub.
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231005
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raze
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one word:
"adventure."
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231006
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raze
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an owl etched in gold.
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231104
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raze
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"original parts (mostly)."
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231117
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raze
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garlic sauce.
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231118
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raze
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"ouija cat."
and beneath that, a cat that doubled as a ouija board.
no false advertising there.
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240227
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raze
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"i am enough."
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240609
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raze
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the "jurassic park" logo.
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240720
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raze
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"you wanna pizza me?"
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240803
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e_o_i
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Yesterday, in flowery cursive on a teenager's T-shirt, "Fuck around and find out."
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240804
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raze
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walnut dandruff.
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240805
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raze
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"lucky me! i see ghosts!"
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240817
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raze
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a screaming face.
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240818
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raze
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"grow with the people who feel like home."
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240922
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raze
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a sarcastic apology.
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240924
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e_o_i
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Something like "2024: Revenge of Donald Trump" in the style of an action movie poster, on a man walking out of a mall parking lot yesterday.
Resisted the impulse to say, "Dude, wrong country."
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241107
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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