scary_dictionary raze let us create some new words. give me a made-up word that exists in no worldly dictionary or thesaurus, and i will give you a ridiculous definition that will stand the test of time. (warning: definitions are only insured for six business days. owner of the word assumes responsibility for any damages incurred while using said word in a sentence when other people are present.) examples: amzanig hyposite 130306 ... Pilgrim Spoodunkas ( i use this term all the time ) 130306 ... raze spoodunkas [spoo-DUNK-uhs] noun; interj. an expression denoting a state of absurdity somewhere between an obvious fallacy and renegade grapefruit; also a strong substitute for "ridiculous" (e.g. "i can't believe someone stole my pink fuzzy slippers! this is spoodunkas!"). 130307 ... Pilgrim Amazing! Remarkably close to My usage as a term of Endearment for my Eternal Puppy of a Hound. 130307 ... raze ha! 130307 ... Pilgrim Involatinary? Decinemate? 130307 ... raze INVOLATINARY [in-vol-uh-tih-nair-ee] 1. (adjective) done with volatile energy while in a state of mild confusion. 2. (noun) a method of attack often seen in amateur mud wrestling, when an opponent who appears to be beaten summons strength from the depths of their despair; "did you see that last-minute headlock? it was completely involatinary." DECINEMATE [deh-sin-uh-mate] (verb) to engage in an erotic act with the physical elements of a film (i.e. celluloid, a vhs tape, a dvd); derived from the latin "decinemare". 130308 ... raze i think i botched that second definition of "involatinary", calling it a noun but using it in a sentence as an adjective. figures. 130308 ... raze SHIZZDONKLE [shiz-don-kull] (adjective) deserving of being invited to a mid-tier celebration or get-together, but nothing too fancy or too low-key; "you should ask susie along for the unveiling of your kitchen renovations...she's quite shizzdonkle." 130322 ... raze WEIRNESS [weer-niss] (adjective) of, relating to, or suggestive of being bob weir, founding member of the grateful dead. 130412 ... raze ATCHULI [ah-chew-lee] (noun) a spontaneous spice created when one sneezes directly onto or into the elements of a meal one is in the process of preparing. strength and taste may vary. 130428 ... raze BOOKMARE (noun) a frightening or unpleasant dream induced or inspired by a book the dreamer has read or is in the process of reading; "cynthia did her best to slog through the mind-numbing mediocrity of 'fifty shades of grey', braving the odd bookmare in an effort to understand how such dire dreck could appeal to so many people." see also: nightmares_from_books 130608 ... raze FEATURESS [fee-chur-ess] (noun) a feminine creature most notable for possessing the attribute of possessing attributes (e.g., paris hilton). 130701 ... raze HEIDIGGER [high-dig-er] (noun) a person of norwegian or finnish descent who is exceptionally fond of greeting others; "'olet mukava heidigger!' said aapeli. 'kiva tavata sinut!'". 130724 ... e_o_i (You caught me! I'd imagine a heidigger is somebody trying to scoop holes out of clouds with a shovel, but yours is funnier. And while Paris Hilton does have a pretty nose, I think she's famous mostly for being rich. Anyway, carry on..) 130725 ... raze hey, i like the image of trying to scoop holes out of clouds. there's always room for a second definition! 130725 ... e_o_i collage major: a subject like neuropsychology; or a typo you like to keep in because it's better than your original idea 130914 ... e_o_i "a smart in math" - when math hurts you, just a little bit. 131101 ... raze MISPELLED (verb; past tense) the state of being incorrectly pelled; "these old fellers! they's supposed to have ground us here to a halt, but they ain't done it. they done mispelled us is what they done. man alive. we ain't movin' near to as slow as we should." 131114 ... raze PEINS [pee-INs] (noun; slang) an informal synonym for "penis", rarely used; sometimes employed in the aftermath of a painful driveway mishap. see: the_day_i_ripped_my_pants 131211 ... raze recently unearthed entries from red_blather past: telepiphany (added by birdmad) beloam (added by luck_is_green) terroirism (added by Q) yiss (added by mon_uow) 140609 ... raze QUATRITUDE (kwa-trih-tood) (adjective) when you have four of something and an existing word will not do justice to the awesomeness of it; "i bow before your quatritude." 140701 ... raze sphagnostic (defined by flux) 140723 ... raze ROMANTICIDE (noun) the act of murdering one's own romantic possibilities before they can fully develop. also available in adjective form as "romanticidal". 140821 ... raze querl (defined by shower singer) 140925 ... raze anticastination (defined by pilgrim) 141019 ... e_o_i "zyszty" - adjective. To be avant-garde, hard-edged, and somewhat hard to spell, like the Polish composer Krzysztof Penderecki. 141104 ... raze CORNOGRAPHY (noun) printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of maize, intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or culinary feelings. 150312 ... e_o_i (like metrosexuals and their underground train fetish) 150312 ... prowth 150312 ... raze it doesn't count if you don't define it, invisible person. 150313 ... raze (oh wait … i said i would give nonsense words definitions in the beginning, didn't i? right. thinking pants on.) 150313 ... yes. 150313 ... raze semanticide (defined by flux) 150401 ... raze geegaster (defined by e_o_i) 160112 ... raze BOYFRIENDING this one came from a dream i had last night. to the best of my understanding, when one person who identifies as he/him tries to get another person who identifies as he/him to do something they don't want to do while maybe sort of hitting on them, their actions can best be described as "boyfriending". (not to be confused with "befriending". they're very different things.) 210217 ... raze CONCIZIFY (verb) to make concise; "your diatribe is longwinded and obtuse. concizify your verbiage at once!" [coined by e_o_i many moons ago on things_in_my_head] 210813 ... raze LONNIENESS (noun) a state in which someone named lonnie exists within their own nomenclature; "lonnie's lonnieness was his most recognizable quality, challenged only by his quadricuspid aortic valve, whose four leaflets failed to provide him with much in the way of luck." (not to be confused with "loneliness", though the two conditions have been known to coincide on occasion.) 210906 ... tender square pedestalizing [verb] the act of putting someone on a pedestal (half_asleep_thoughts) & yupple [noun] a yuppie couple (been seeing a lot of those in a2 lately) 210910 ... tender square koative [noun? adjective? a noujective?] a combination of koan + votive (half_asleep_thoughts) according to merriam-webster, a koan is paradox to be mediated upon by buddhist monks to abandon dependence on reason and gain sudden intuitive enlightenment. a votive has several definitions: in the adjective form, [1] consisting of or expressing a vow, wish, or desire; [2] offered or performed in fulfillment of a vow in gratitude or devotion. in noun form, a short candle used for prayer offering. 210925 ... e_o_i Return of the typos! Okay, "soemthing" means "a small item that one feels one's acquaintance should feel obligated to buy at a craft fair" - according to Blather Hungary, anyway. 220722 ... e_o_i Speaking of craft_fair - boero A noun meaning anything without buttons. If it has buttons, it's not a boero. 220813 ... e_o_i craft_show, though 220813 ... raze BLATHENOGOUS (adjective) analogous to blathing; "did you read what frances wrote about the secret freckle on his frog's left thigh? that shit was totally blathenogous." (see also: half_asleep_thoughts) 220814 ... raze AWESOMESS [noun; nonexistent slang] a spectacular disaster; "your studio is a mess, man ... an *awesomess*." 220816 ... raze eavesreader (coined by e_o_i in a blathe that pulls double duty, offering a handy descriptor while also serving as a great little slice of life) 230427 ... e_o_i (aw, thanks! There are so many great ones here too. E.g. I'm sure you could make a blatheriffic blathe on "blathenogous") 230427 ... e_o_i "Saycation" - defined in the linked blathe, except the part where it happens from Aug. 24-28, 2023. The porcupine is important. 230903 ... raze STABBERING (verb; present participle of "stabber") similar to "jabbering", but more knife-oriented. see: half_asleep_thoughts. 230915 ... raze hypoothesis (another e_o_i special) 240205 ... raze telapathy (defined by spooky fish) 241210 ... raze haevy (defined by birdmad) 241222 what's it to you? who go blather from