the_day_i_ripped_my_pants
belly fire thank GOD I brought a sweater to cover my ass
I didn't worry though, no one was around to see
that was the sad part
no one around to giggle at me
this was an underwear lesson!
031209
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DammitJanet i'm just glad they didnt rip at the doctors office this morning.
but playing with a dog did the trick.
ripped from inner thigh, aaall the way around the back to my outter thigh.
that's a huge ass rip.
never trust the really old pants that have been hanging in your closet forever.
there's probably a reason they're there.
031216
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DammitJanet again.

but this time they were relatively new, and not tight at all.

slipping on the ice was the thing i was sure i'd do, but no. it was splitting my ass when getting back in the car.

atleast i was wearing something underneath, but did it have to be a thong day?
040208
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bandersnatch if you slipped on ice, wasnt it a bit cold for a thong? 040209
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DammitJanet no i didnt slip on the ice, i thought i would.

but..

when is it ever too cold for a thong?
040209
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lotuseater not as bad as the day i slammed my peins in the car door. 040210
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lotuseater *penis 040210
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