the_day_i_ripped_my_pants
belly fire
thank
GOD
I
brought
a
sweater
to
cover
my
ass
I
didn't
worry
though
,
no
one
was
around
to
see
that
was
the
sad
part
no
one
around
to
giggle
at
me
this
was
an
underwear
lesson
!
031209
...
DammitJanet
i'm
just
glad
they
didnt
rip
at
the
doctors
office
this
morning
.
but
playing
with
a
dog
did
the
trick
.
ripped
from
inner
thigh
, aaall
the
way
around
the
back
to
my
outter
thigh
.
that's
a
huge
ass
rip
.
never
trust
the
really
old
pants
that
have
been
hanging
in
your
closet
forever
.
there's
probably
a
reason
they're
there
.
031216
...
DammitJanet
again
.
but
this
time
they
were
relatively
new
,
and
not
tight
at
all
.
slipping
on
the
ice
was
the
thing
i
was
sure
i'd
do
,
but
no
.
it
was
splitting
my
ass
when
getting
back
in
the
car
.
atleast
i
was
wearing
something
underneath
,
but
did
it
have
to
be
a
thong
day
?
040208
...
bandersnatch
if
you
slipped
on
ice
, wasnt
it
a
bit
cold
for
a
thong?
040209
...
DammitJanet
no
i
didnt
slip
on
the
ice
,
i
thought
i
would
.
but
..
when
is
it
ever
too
cold
for
a
thong?
040209
...
lotuseater
not
as
bad
as
the
day
i
slammed
my
peins
in
the
car
door
.
040210
...
lotuseater
*
penis
040210
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from