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dream_blathes
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(these blathes don't exist. but i dreamed them.) lexxers blarred merry_fishmas courded elechny if_i'll___still_be_forgotten product_from_on_most_high
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on "pompom", someone (i'm not sure who) wrote: "i'm mr. false modesty, here because i've got no place else to go. i'm gonna float for a while."
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230803
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i didn't get to read the good_batman blathe, but i knew e_o_i wrote it. made me wonder what a bad batman would be like. then i remembered how ludicrous christian bale's "caped crusader with a tracheostomy" voice got toward the end of the christopher nolan trilogy and thought, "oh yeah. that."
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230804
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at the top of the recent page was a blathe called you_can't_pop_it. never did learn if it was about a pimple, a blown bubble, or something less obvious.
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230821
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on a blathe without a name, someone calling themselves "stagnatized ingredients" wrote: "yo yo yo. how could i forget?"
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230824
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the body of the blathe was made up of words, but the title was a symbol. i can't find a unicode character that compares. it was something like this 🀱, only larger, and with more inside the rectangle.
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230903
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half_formed_suicidal_thoughts
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230908
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not language, but bridges, sparse and red and lustrous like hard candy. and beneath them, a single-stanza poem posted anonymously: this was never longer no more embarrassment so much agony in unease
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230913
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there were just two things on the recent page. i knew without clicking on it that "female_fingertips" was something past wrote. "amou" was a single-sentence blathe written by someone calling themselves "forever". i don't remember what they said.
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230916
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these three_words came up on the homepage: you_will_never not_be_in_town to_support
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231003
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i couldn't see the title of the blathe i was on. time was reversed. a post from 2014 followed one that was written in 2021. the last word at the bottom of the page was ZHELISH, in all caps. i was surprised to learn that was a blathe too.
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231027
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"nba_coaches" was full of posts that all seemed to belong to me. in the second-last entry, i contrived a way to misspell manu ginobili's name, to my everlasting shame.
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231114
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i hit refresh and today's list on the recent page grew from nothing to a dozen blathes. the first title that caught my attention was "the_parenting_dating".
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231124
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at the bottom of a long blathe, ClairE wrote: sun_is___so___rare look_light_away
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231201
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"some_men_are" was a fascinating single-stanza poem written by a 'skite with a name i didn't recognize. all i remember about it now is that it had the word "warm" in it.
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231205
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golden_butt (it's funny. i don't remember the "i've got a golden butt" part of "willy wonka & the chocolate factory".)
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231220
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amy gave us "house_fire_will_too".
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231222
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falling_forever
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231225
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on two_out_of_three_words, i saw: "oh_no luvbg" (that's "love bug" stylized as if the captcha wrote it and lost a letter along the way.)
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240112
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e_o_i gave us complexly_genius and complexity_genius. the first of those linked. the second didn't.
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240221
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when_i_woke_yesterday
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240223
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two new things stood out on the recent page: fresh_age, and it's_a_mess.
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240307
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again on the recent page, these three were at the top of the list: take_it rent_away unlearn_years
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240311
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a garbage_tied_knot sat right beside a green_tied_collage.
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240328
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dogstar
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240512
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flowerock was responsible for "fromication", which i thought was an interesting variation on "formication".
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240709
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there was a very long blathe called erin's_wives. i couldn't tell if bijou wrote it, but it began: "these are my play goddesses. my play emeralds. my fate, absent late."
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240818
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tasting_birds
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240909
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from warmthofrelease: i'll_recognise_later
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240925
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i got a pretty interesting three_words haul, but the only blathe i remember now is jesus_what_you_are.
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241011
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i only saw what the captcha said: sw55hy
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241021
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blather's_aristocracy ended with a strange, cryptic apology from birdmad, though it wasn't clear what he was apologizing for.
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241102
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the "restless" blathe had only two entries. the second was from soma, and somehow, it was illustrated.
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
from
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