dream_blathes
raze (these blathes don't exist. but i dreamed them.)

lexxers

blarred

merry_fishmas

courded

elechny

if_i'll___still_be_forgotten

product_from_on_most_high
230713
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raze on "pompom", someone (i'm not sure who) wrote:

"i'm mr. false modesty, here because i've got no place else to go. i'm gonna float for a while."
230803
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raze i didn't get to read the good_batman blathe, but i knew e_o_i wrote it. made me wonder what a bad batman would be like. then i remembered how ludicrous christian bale's "caped crusader with a tracheostomy" voice got toward the end of the christopher nolan trilogy and thought, "oh yeah. that." 230804
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raze at the top of the recent page was a blathe called you_can't_pop_it. never did learn if it was about a pimple, a blown bubble, or something less obvious. 230821
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raze on a blathe without a name, someone calling themselves "stagnatized ingredients" wrote: "yo yo yo. how could i forget?" 230824
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raze the body of the blathe was made up of words, but the title was a symbol. i can't find a unicode character that compares. it was something like this 🀱, only larger, and with more inside the rectangle. 230903
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raze half_formed_suicidal_thoughts 230908
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raze not language, but bridges, sparse and red and lustrous like hard candy. and beneath them, a single-stanza poem posted anonymously:

this was never longer
no more embarrassment
so much agony
in unease
230913
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raze there were just two things on the recent page. i knew without clicking on it that "female_fingertips" was something past wrote. "amou" was a single-sentence blathe written by someone calling themselves "forever". i don't remember what they said. 230916
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raze these three_words came up on the homepage:

you_will_never not_be_in_town to_support
231003
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raze i couldn't see the title of the blathe i was on. time was reversed. a post from 2014 followed one that was written in 2021. the last word at the bottom of the page was ZHELISH, in all caps. i was surprised to learn that was a blathe too. 231027
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raze "nba_coaches" was full of posts that all seemed to belong to me. in the second-last entry, i contrived a way to misspell manu ginobili's name, to my everlasting shame. 231114
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raze i hit refresh and today's list on the recent page grew from nothing to a dozen blathes. the first title that caught my attention was "the_parenting_dating". 231124
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raze at the bottom of a long blathe, ClairE wrote:

sun_is___so___rare

look_light_away
231201
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raze "some_men_are" was a fascinating single-stanza poem written by a 'skite with a name i didn't recognize. all i remember about it now is that it had the word "warm" in it. 231205
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raze golden_butt

(it's funny. i don't remember the "i've got a golden butt" part of "willy wonka & the chocolate factory".)
231220
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raze amy gave us "house_fire_will_too". 231222
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raze falling_forever 231225
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raze on two_out_of_three_words, i saw:

"oh_no luvbg"

(that's "love bug" stylized as if the captcha wrote it and lost a letter along the way.)
240112
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raze e_o_i gave us complexly_genius and complexity_genius. the first of those linked. the second didn't. 240221
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raze when_i_woke_yesterday 240223
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raze two new things stood out on the recent page: fresh_age, and it's_a_mess. 240307
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raze again on the recent page, these three were at the top of the list:

take_it
rent_away
unlearn_years
240311
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raze a garbage_tied_knot sat right beside a green_tied_collage. 240328
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raze dogstar 240512
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raze flowerock was responsible for "fromication", which i thought was an interesting variation on "formication". 240709
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raze there was a very long blathe called erin's_wives. i couldn't tell if bijou wrote it, but it began: "these are my play goddesses. my play emeralds. my fate, absent late." 240818
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raze tasting_birds 240909
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raze from warmthofrelease:

i'll_recognise_later
240925
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raze i got a pretty interesting three_words haul, but the only blathe i remember now is jesus_what_you_are. 241011
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raze i only saw what the captcha said:

sw55hy
241021
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raze blather's_aristocracy ended with a strange, cryptic apology from birdmad, though it wasn't clear what he was apologizing for. 241102
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raze the "restless" blathe had only two entries. the second was from soma, and somehow, it was illustrated. 241113
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