dream_blathes
raze (these blathes don't exist. but i dreamed them.)

lexxers

blarred

merry_fishmas

courded

elechny

if_i'll___still_be_forgotten

product_from_on_most_high 		230713
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raze on "pompom", someone (i'm not sure who) wrote:

"i'm mr. false modesty, here because i've got no place else to go. i'm gonna float for a while." 		230803
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raze i didn't get to read the good_batman blathe, but i knew e_o_i wrote it. made me wonder what a bad batman would be like. then i remembered how ludicrous christian bale's "caped crusader with a tracheostomy" voice got toward the end of the christopher nolan trilogy and thought, "oh yeah. that." 230804
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raze at the top of the recent page was a blathe called you_can't_pop_it. never did learn if it was about a pimple, a blown bubble, or something less obvious. 230821
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raze on a blathe without a name, someone calling themselves "stagnatized ingredients" wrote: "yo yo yo. how could i forget?" 230824
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raze the body of the blathe was made up of words, but the title was a symbol. i can't find a unicode character that compares. it was something like this 🀱, only larger, and with more inside the rectangle. 230903
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raze half_formed_suicidal_thoughts 230908
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raze not language, but bridges, sparse and red and lustrous like hard candy. and beneath them, a single-stanza poem posted anonymously:

this was never longer
no more embarrassment
so much agony
in unease 		230913
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raze there were just two things on the recent page. i knew without clicking on it that female_fingertips was something past wrote. "amou" was a single-sentence blathe written by someone calling themselves "forever". i don't remember what they said. 230916
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raze these three_words came up on the homepage:

you_will_never not_be_in_town to_support 		231003
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raze i couldn't see the title of the blathe i was on. time was reversed. a post from 2014 followed one that was written in 2021. the last word at the bottom of the page was ZHELISH, in all caps. i was surprised to learn that was a blathe too. 231027
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raze nba_coaches was full of posts that all seemed to belong to me. in the second-last entry, i contrived a way to misspell manu ginobili's name, to my everlasting shame. 231114
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raze i hit refresh and today's list on the recent page grew from nothing to a dozen blathes. the first title that caught my attention was the_parenting_dating. 231124
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raze at the bottom of a long blathe, ClairE wrote:

sun_is___so___rare

look_light_away 		231201
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raze some_men_are was a fascinating single-stanza poem written by a 'skite with a name i didn't recognize. all i remember about it now is that it had the word "warm" in it. 231205
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raze golden_butt

(it's funny. i don't remember the "i've got a golden butt" part of "willy wonka & the chocolate factory".) 		231220
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raze amy gave us house_fire_will_too. 231222
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raze falling_forever 231225
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raze on two_out_of_three_words, i saw:

"oh_no luvbg"

(that's "love bug" stylized as if the captcha wrote it and lost a letter along the way.) 		240112
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raze e_o_i gave us complexly_genius and complexity_genius. the first of those linked. the second didn't. 240221
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raze when_i_woke_yesterday 240223
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raze two new things stood out on the recent page: fresh_age, and it's_a_mess. 240307
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raze again on the recent page, these three were at the top of the list:

take_it
rent_away
unlearn_years 		240311
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raze a garbage_tied_knot sat right beside a green_tied_collage. 240328
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raze dogstar 240512
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raze flowerock was responsible for "fromication", which i thought was an interesting variation on "formication". 240709
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raze there was a very long blathe called erin's_wives. i couldn't tell if bijou wrote it, but it began: "these are my play goddesses. my play emeralds. my fate, absent late." 240818
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raze tasting_birds 240909
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raze from warmthofrelease:

i'll_recognise_later 		240925
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raze i got a pretty interesting three_words haul, but the only blathe i remember now is jesus_what_you_are. 241011
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raze i only saw what the captcha said:

sw55hy 		241021
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raze blather's_aristocracy ended with a strange, cryptic apology from birdmad, though it wasn't clear what he was apologizing for. 241102
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raze the "restless" blathe had only two entries. the second was from soma, and somehow, it was illustrated. 241113
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raze almost everyone who writes here now left a brief comment on when_you've_got_the_drug_ak, but it was someone else pretending to be all of us. 241204
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raze a 'skite named 2345678910 wrote a whole pile of things. one of the blathes was titled paragraphs_that_stretch_out_the_page. 250105
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raze on "thinnier", trixie asked where everyone disappeared to. 250106
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raze meal_meets_daisies_hell 250120
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raze two i'd forgotten, from 2013:

smack_me_upside_the_head

these_dreams_take_all_my_time 		250305
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raze in being_or_not_to_be, warmthofrelease wrote, "we crash completely." 250327
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raze this time i do remember the entire three_words sequence i saw on the homepage:

music's this talented 		250403
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raze not a blathe exactly, but the captcha gave me this:

soldjr 		250409
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raze there were three new ones on the recent page that caught my eye. i only remember two of them:

give_them_creative_names

bright_illuminator 		250411
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raze three more revealed in a word document while i let my cursor hover over unrelated words:

choking
point_guard
thing 		250504
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raze this stood out on the recent page:

anemerica 		250702
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raze erasing_the_road_in 250705
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raze the kierkegaard blathe somehow had a little smiley_face peeking out of each vowel. 250714
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raze see_sea 250716
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raze low_profile_pictures_of_blatherskites 250722
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raze these two were at the top of today's column on the recent page:

jesus_knows
you_still_can't_rely_on 		250802
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raze at the crest of the recent page, this was my today_yesterday:

mostly_a_right slowly_fading_away 		251017
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raze over_enthusiastic_tennis_convicts 251120
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raze we_all_were 251126
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raze read_together 251205
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raze lucania's_core 251215
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raze again, i didn't see the title, but i read a blathe that was a prose poem written by birdmad about not being able to trust the people that mattered most to him. the only bit i remember: "the nectar's holding close to mine." 251219
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raze someone named "us faff paddle" contributed an interesting paragraph to the bottom of care_images. 260108
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raze things_that_feel_like_hell was a long bullet point list written by kerry, with a brief comment from me at the bottom of the blathe (in which i somehow managed to misspell the word "throat"). 260110
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raze i watched it's_a_feeling write itself, word by word. it began: "grant has us move out of jacob's hairline. final, or until"

and then i_woke_up before i could finish reading the second sentence. 		260212
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raze three_months_ahead 260213
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raze "multiplicity" and "curio" were blathes on both blue and red. in the waking world, it turns out they don't exist in either realm. 260227
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raze "monk" was the only unread blathe at the top of a very long recent list. 260309
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raze second from the top on today's side of the recent page was the warmthofrelease blathe. beneath that was strong_ass_product. 260402
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raze blatherskite_questions_13_through_15 got a surprising amount of responses (and also likes, which were very strange to see here). it seemed like there were more than three questions being answered, though, making a lie of the title. 260408
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raze a_guardian_of_the_galaxy 260411
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raze flux created a blathe that was a french fry. there were no words. even the body text was another fry, though it looked a little different from the "title".

at least both of them were red. it would have looked much stranger if they were some other colour that clashed against the walls of this_place. 		260421
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raze fund_names
fund_blather

(one on top of the other on the recent page.) 		260426
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raze a_quirkism_survival 260502
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