golden_butt
Soma
the
butt
of
a
sunborn
,
I
imagine
.
240729
...
raze
the
internet
informs
me
there
are
anus-shaped
flower
pots
made
of
gold
.
or
at
least
they're
designed
to
look
golden
.
gold
butt
planters.
you
can
buy
them
on
etsy
and
amazon.
i'm
halfway tempted
to
get
one
so
i
can
startle
my
next
visitor
(
whoever
they
might
be
)
by
asking
them
if
they're
admiring
my
ass
.
240729
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from