larger raze before gmail, back when i got a lot more in the way of spam, there was one email with the title "i think all the fat on my body joined the same club". and as irritating as spam can be, how can you not laugh at that? i'd like to see what would happen if the fat from two different parts of my body each led warring factions. the left thigh at war with the abdomen, neither giving ground, both barking absurd orders at their men...that would be some entertaining stuff. alas, though i may not be as lanky as i once was, i'm not sure i have enough proverbial soldiers yet to make it a war worth fighting. as another spam email so eloquently put it, "if your warrior of love is too small, you are going to lose this war." sure, that one was supposed to be about my penis, but who's keeping track? 131115 what's it to you? who go blather from