absurd luck is green there's some sort of profundity test that goes along as such: if you say your supposedly profound statement out loud with an addendum along the lines of "with mayonnaise and applesauce", and it sounds equally profound, it probably is. otherwise, not. such as: "'void if detached' with mayonnaise and applesauce" as opposed to "'the economy is in recession' with mayonnaise and applesauce" 011216 ... chanaka what if one doesn't like mayonnaise and applesauce? 011216 ... silentbob i heard a guy ate out a girl for an hour and thought about how numb his tongue must have been afterwards 011216 what's it to you? who go blather from