poisoned raze it was a strange weekend. watching taylor swift videos at five in the morning when i couldn't get to sleep in a bed that wasn't mine didn't help much. the weirdest thing was brushing my teeth. it was all wrong. i was sure someone had poisoned my toothpaste until i noticed the bottle of moisturizer i'd packed in the same plastic bag as my toothbrush had sprung a leak. if you've ever wondered what your skincare products taste like, take it from me: you're better off not knowing. 220830 what's it to you? who go blather from