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epitome of incomprehensibility On the bus, marking a sociolinguistics students' essay, frustrated with its run-on sentences, I tell my brother (we're on the way to see a choir concert): "You know how I can tell this was written by a man?"

"How?"

"He doesn't know what periods are."
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e_o_i A ****student's**** essay. One! One singular student! Uy.

...My other pun moment was typo-based: on a community Facebook group, there was a discussion about avoiding people selling stuff or demanding cash for dubious reasons. One person said they told religious types they were a "satinist."

Me: Are you sure you're not fabric-ating things?

(And that was just today. But I'm not like this all the time, I swear!)
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