pears
ovenbird
During
a
heated
game
of
Scattergories
my
son
insists
that
“pear picking”
is
a
legitimate hobby.
Debate
ensues.
We
let
him
take
the
point
but
only
because
my
daughter
got
away
with
“Farden”
as
a
boy
’s
name
earlier
.
But
why
not
?
I
imagine
myself
heading
out
the
door
in
a
bright
summer
dress
with
a
basket
swinging
from
my
arm
. “
Oh
!
I
’m
just
going
pear picking!”
I
would
say
,
and
then
disappear
into
an
afternoon
of
leisure.
Because
“pear picking”
is
what
you
say
when
you
have
no
plan
at
all
.
It
’s
what
you
say
when
you
leave
the
dishes
in
the
sink
and
forget
the
heaps
of
laundry
and
go
out
into
the
world
to
see
what
stories
find
you
.
It
’s
what
you
say
when
you
have
no
intention
at
all
of
accounting
for
the
hours
.
You
will
fill
your
basket
with
wildflowers
and
crabapples
and
pinecones.
You
’ll
stare
out
over
the
water
and
count
the
Mallard
ducklings
paddling
through
the
reeds.
You
’ll
snack
on
wild
strawberries
and
come
home
sticky
with
the
day
’s
sweet
sap.
And
when
they
ask
where
you
’ve
been
you
’ll
smile
and
say
, “
I
’ve
just
been
pear picking”
and
no
one
will
ask
you
why
you
never
come
home
with
a
single
pear.
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