karaoke
raze
i've
only
been
to
a
karaoke
bar
once
in
my
life
,
and
when
i
was
there
i
didn't
do
any
singing
.
it
must
have
been
about
twelve
years
ago
.
the
beer
was
flat
.
the
jell-o shots
were
more
gelatin
than
liquor
.
no
one
paid
any
attention
to
the
singers
who
could
really
sing
.
everyone
wanted
to
laugh
at
the
train
wrecks.
i
thought
it
would
be
funny
if
two
guys
got
up
onstage
and
sang
a
duet
of
"
you've
lost
that
lovin' feelin'"
drunk
out
of
their
skulls,
and
then
when
it
actually
happened
it
was
a
lot
less
entertaining
than
i
hoped
it
would
be
.
it
was
just
sloppy
drunk
.
there
was
none
of
the
endearing
overwrought
demented
quality
i
gave
it
in
my
head
.
still
,
it
was
a
good
night
in
spite
of
all
those
mild annoyances.
i
should
go
again
someway,
for
more
drunken
train
wrecks
and
more
suspicious
jell-o shots.
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...
raze
i
was
going
to
say
i
meant
to
type
someday
,
not
someway,
but
i
kind
of
like
someway.
it's
one
of
those
accidents
you
look
back
at
and
instead
of
wincing
you
find
yourself
smiling
a
little
.
140802
...
gja
I
think
someday
I
can
make
use
of
someway
and
I
wonder
if
there
would
be
anyway
you
could
see
yourself
clear
to
saying
okay
go
ahead
takeaway?
140804
...
raze
absolutely
.
after
all
,
words
don't
live
unless
they're
used
.
140804
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from