tombstone_ideas
warmthofrelease as in epitaph, not as in literal tombstones and the various materials out of which they can be crafted or below average but not the worst frozen pizza* or any other interpretation of the word.

anyway

"I am confused and disappointed and I would like to speak to whoever's in charge"
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releaseofwarmth *Tombstone frozen Pizza does at the very least exist where I live in the United States but I'm not sure whether it's distinctly ours or not. I hope the rest of the world doesn't have tombstone because if you imported it then it'd be even worse and unjustifiably priced, and if you produced it internationally it would surely fail right? I would hope so.

This first tombstone idea isn't my all-time favorite example I've come up with, it feels like low_hanging_fruit to some extent. But I feel like I've come up with/stumbled upon so many ideas for this over the course of my life and I want to have a place to write them down so now this box on the internet exists.

Cool.
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raze i used to want my epitaph to say, "we're all rats in a sea of foam rubber." it was random and cynical enough to appeal to a younger me.

now i think it would be: "you_only_have_so_much_time."
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warmthofrelease "Sorry I wasn't paying attention what happened?" 250605
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FauxGrr "hoping to haunt all the apathetic assholes in the world starting from the top"

As a ghost, i will have all the time in the world, raze.
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