florida
silentbob Illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Rats are forbidden from leaving the ships docked in Tampa Bay.
An elephants tied to a parking meter must pay a regular parking fee.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, and som may the salon owner.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Hunting and killing a dear while swimming is illegal.
You're not allowed to break more than three dishes a day, or chip the edge off more than four cups and/or saucers.
Miami: Illegal to go around imitating animals.
Saratoga: Illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
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bijou p le a se i can handle the twenty days. just come home alone and alive this time.

"then why did you come tonight?"

because i love you.
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limanne Thanks, Florida, for making life better for pregnant pigs. 021106
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tender_square i can't for the life of me understand why canadians and midwesterners flock here in their retirement years. it's only been two days and i can't leave this state fast enough. 220515
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epitome of incomprehensibility So I took a dialect vocabulary quiz, except it only counted the U.S. Apparently, my vocabulary puts me in southern Florida.

Second choice, around New York City. At least that's closer.
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raze i can't remember a thing about being there, aside from getting a temporary tattoo and feeling like the toughest kid in the world for a day or two. there are pictures that might fill in some of the blanks, but they live in the basement of a house i won't ever set foot in again. 240518
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