blather_speaks raze this is the funniest thing. i can't believe i never thought to try it before. it probably works best if you have a mac, though i think most computers produced over the last decade or so have some sort of built-in text-to-speech function. pick a blathe, any blathe. highlight a paragraph or several. right click (or two-finger click), select "speech", select "start speaking", and listen to the synthesis read a bit of blather back to you. 140128 what's it to you? who go blather from