food_related_insults epitome of incomprehensibility The more complicated the better. "Hey you! Yeah, you! You're a carbohydrate! That's what I said, a carbohydrate! And your mother is hydrogenated vegetable oil!" 140315 ... raze i delivered one of these in a dream once! this was years ago, but i remember it well. i was trying to protect someone from some mafia thugs, and to prove what a tough guy i was i threatened the head mafia guy by telling him if he didn't back off, i was going to rip out his eyeballs, make a pesto out of them, and then feed him his own eyeball pesto. he looked suitably intimidated. 140315 ... raze i guess that's more of a threat than an insult, but anyway... 140316 ... raze "you smell like milk that's been overrun with microfauna." "i'd call you a balsamic reduction, but that would be an insult to balsamic reductions." "you're like a bad soup, man. all weak broth and no substance. i wouldn't even eat you if i was sick. i wouldn't even feed you to my enemies, man. SOUP! MAN!" 140317 ... e_o_i "...but that would be an insult to balsamic reductions!" It amused me. 140319 ... raze food-related pickup lines could be fun too. "baby, are you a potato chip? 'cause it looks to me like you're all dressed. what can we do to change that?" "lame. is that the best you've got?" "ouch. better buy some beans. someone's getting chili in here." 140320 ... raze "as michael bolton once sang, 'said i loafed you, but i lied.'" 211221 ... ovenbird "You're as slimy as a box of salad greens approaching its best before date." "Your presence is more off-putting cow tongue served cold." 260211 ... ovenbird "than cow tongue" THAN. Jeez. My ability to include all the words required in a sentence is worse than an avocado's ability to actually ripen before rotting. 260211 what's it to you? who go blather from