erection_season
raze
i've
been
the
recipient
of
a
lot
of
penis
enlargement
spam
over
the
years
.
this
email
might
be
the
most
compelling
of
them
all
.
it
comes
to
me
from
someone
named
lastLONGER.
the
subject
line
reads:
"erection
brain
discovered!"
mr.
last
refers
to
me
(
twice
)
as
"[
NAME
]".
he
tells
me
a
"
long
-known
secret
for
elongation"
has
just
been
made
public
after
its
discovery
"
by
a
german
sport
doctor
back
in
1976".
he
assures
me
that
"
this
is
...HUGE! (
literally
)".
betwixt
the
text
there's
an
illustration.
a
pair
of
pricks
with
eyes
stand
and
stare
.
one
is
twice
as
tall
as
the
other
.
i'm
afforded
a
glimpse
of
each
organ's inner workings.
i
can
see
the
dorsal artery.
the
anterior
branch
.
the
blood
vessels
in
the
corpus cavernosum.
these
twin
towers
don't
resemble
anything
i've
seen
on
my
body
or
in
any
dirty
magazine
i
read
when
i
was
younger
and
less
content
to
use
my
imagination
.
they
look
like
bewildered
sea
jellies.
tempted
as
i
am
by
this
strangest_spam
,
i
think
i'll
stick
with
the
flaccid
brain
i've
got
.
220604
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from