sneeze raze what's funny is when they chain themselves together and won't let you go. new year's eve twelve years ago i was sick, with a cold worse than the one that's going away now. took a break from watching "goodfellas" for the first time ever (on VHS, even), went to the bathroom, and sneezed. and then sneezed again. and again. and again. i must have sneezed a dozen times or more, back to back, with just enough space between them to laugh at the mounting absurdity. i thought i might sneeze myself to death, and hey, at least it would be an amusing way to go. but then i stopped sneezing and got to suck on a lozenge and watch ray liotta lose his mind some more. 151127 ... raze less funny: when they wrench your neck in such a way that you're made to think, "whiplash must be a little like this." 170228 ... raze not as funny as chained sneezes, but worth noting: i just sneezed hard enough to make my computer freeze up for a second. when even your macbook feels the power of your sneeze . . . 211016 ... raze (i need to figure out when to go for the double-spaced ellipses and when to stick with the normal ones. i like the way the double-spaced ones look . . . but they didn't really come off there at the end of the last line. lesson learned, until i forget it two days from now.) 211016 ... tender_square i have been told by michael that i have a "sneeze cough" because every time i achoo there is a noise that leaves my throat simultaneously. i've often had people ask me, "is that a sneeze?" when the hear me, and i never understood why this was until he brought it to my attention. 211017 ... nr it's round-the-clock-allergy-pill party time 211019 what's it to you? who go blather from