growling_stomach raze the thing is making noises like it thinks it's one of those computers you'd see in movies before we really had computers, all cheesy bleeps and bloops. sorry, stomach dude. you're an integral part of the digestive tract, but you ain't no 'puter. eat three of these, drink this, and call me in the morning. scratch that. call me in the afternoon. 140902 ... unhinged shambhala_training but you know now that my stomach is healthy it doesnt yell at me like it used to 140902 ... flowerock barking_spiders sometimes they accompany growling tummies. 140903 ... tail-devouring snake i wake up to my growling_stomach, so i eat, and then relinquish it all back. 141208 ... raze i was sure a dog was barking next door. but no. it was me. 220816 ... raze the other day it asked me a pretty straightforward question. "how ya doin'?" i've been better. i've been worse. let me show you where it hurts. 230403 ... raze last_night it sounded just like chewbacca. i swear it's true. 230503 ... raze this time it gave me two words: "we didn't." 230920 ... raze it did a fine impression of an old door creaking as it swung open of its own accord. something straight out of a horror film. 240110 ... raze "hey," it said. it sounded pretty happy to see me. 250223 ... raze just_now, it said no to me three times in a very unimpressed-sounding voice. okay then. 250622 ... raze it somehow made the sound i get when a gmail chat message comes in. i was a little surprised to check and find there was nothing new to read. 260408 ... raze "i'm here," it said. sometimes it's nice to be reminded. 261030 what's it to you? who go blather from