car_pet
epitome of incomprehensibility
The
electric_car
is
not
really
like
a
dachshund
after
all
.
It
has
a
proportionally
smaller
nose
. Miev
is
its
name
.
The
small
nose
sloping
down
gives
it
an
expression
of
humility
,
the
low
and
large
dashboard
an
open
-eyed alertness.
I'm
not
anthropomorphizing.
I'm
animorphing. Animorphizing. Petamorphosis!
When
I
was
a
kid
I
thought
cars
had
individual
names
.
I
thought
the
pale
blue
car
was
named
Honda
like
a
pet
would
be
named
Sasha
or
Cash
or
Bendemolina
or
Catface (
all
cats
and
dogs
I've
known
).
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...
e_o_i
One
problem
for
us
human
beans:
both
get
elderly
at
ten
years
old
,
if
they
get
there
at
all
.
Pray
Sparky
works
for
taking
people
back
across
provinces
on
Tuesday
.
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...
e_o_i
The
charger
here
worked
,
thank
St
. Mitsubishi. (
Probably
the
company
manufactured
weapons
at
some
point
and
doesn't
deserve
to
be
sainted,
but
if
I'm
the
self
-appointed
god
of
dog
-copying
cars
,
I'll
give
it
a
pass
.)
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from