squirrely
raze
i
watched
this
squirrel
carry
a
piece
of
cardboard
into
a
tree
across
the
street
.
it's
cold
,
but
the
snow
is
taking
its
time
showing
up
,
so
they're
all
building
their
winter
homes
right
now
.
this
guy
got
where
he
wanted
to
go
with
this
piece
of
cardboard
that
was
probably
bigger
than
his
body
,
and
then
at
the
last
second
he
lost
his
grip
.
he
watched
it
float
down
to
the
ground
in
real
-time
slow
-motion.
you
could
almost
feel
his
frustration
.
he
stared
at
it
for
a
minute
in
disbelief
.
then
he
seemed
to
say
, "
to
hell
with
this
,"
and
disappeared
into
a
hole
in
the
middle
of
the
tree
.
171128
...
unhinged
poor
thing
the
squirrels
in
my
neighborhood
seem
energized
by
the
cold
weather
.
they
are
probably
foraging
for
the
winter
the
squirrels
in
my
parents
back
yard
used
to
throw
stuff
at
my
mom
when
she
dumped
the
yard
waste
in
the
woods
171203
...
raze
the
latest
visitor
to
the
neighbour's
fence
that
looks
in
on
our
kitchen
window
saw
me
see
him
.
this
fat
little
brown
fella.
we
looked
at
each
other
for
a
minute
.
then
he
turned
around
really
abruptly
and
mooned
me
.
i
made
myself
some
breakfast
,
ate
it
,
came
back
,
and
he
was
still
in
the
same
position
.
he
didn't
move
for
a
good
twenty
minutes
.
what
a
guy
.
171208
...
unhinged
ha
!
squirrels
can
be
little
assholes
like
that
.
those
same
squirrels
that
threw
stuff
at
my
mom
would
run
half
way
down
chittering
while
they
launched
shit
at
her
head
they
would
also
come
up
on
our
deck
to
dig
in
my
mom's
big
potted
arrangements
and
torture
my
cat
.
those
squirrels
were
not
happy
that
humans
cut
down
large
parts
of
their
habitat
and
then
encroached
on
what
they
didn't
cut
down
.
those
squirrels
waged
war
on
my
family
for
entering
their
territory
171208
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from