shoplifting
PeeT and so there i was raking leaves, earbuds in place, listening to marc maron interview jillian lauren, when i see a woman walking down a one way alley talking so loud on her phone i can almost hear what she is saying. got to hear this i think and free my ears. of course now she goes silent. she must be listening, but i manage to capture one vitriolic word:"shoplifting." 111214
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raze she told me she had this move she called the vacuum_cleaner. she would wear a sweater with sleeves that were long enough to swallow her fingers, and with her hidden hands she would suck up whatever she wanted. she didn't say what she stole. just that she never got caught. 240309
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ancasa.reyn i delivered newspapers
as a kid
and next door
to the substation
where we picked up
our papers
was a family-run grocery store

most days
we had to wait
for the delivery truck
to arrive with our day's work
so
most days
meant popping into
the store for a snack

one day
possibly because i was
impressed with others
shoplifting goodies
i slipped a package
of slim jims
down my pants
suddenly
and seemingly
out of nowhere
a hand reached down
my pants to grab
the ill-gotten bootie
and suddenly
i was in the
back office
at a desk
where a telephone sat
the manager asked me
if he should call the police
or my mom
and i told him
the police

i have not tried
to shoplift since
although i did buy
a shoplifted copy
of the woodstock soundtrack
from a fellow
newspaper carrier
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epitome of incomprehensibility Josephine was an interesting character, but I was primed to think badly of her at the beginning of tenth grade, my first year at FACE school. She'd snapped at me for leading her up the wrong staircase - the long way around to wherever a group of us were going. Why didn't I take the shorter way? I was new in the school, that's why. I didn't know the shorter way. So I resented that.

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That was no doubt part of my moral dilemma about accepting her stolen mints. See, Josephine had shoplifted the roll of white Mentos from a dépanneur, or so she bragged. Now she was friendly to all at the table, offering mints freely, apparently forgiving or forgetting that I'd wasted a bit of her time by steering her wrong a few days earlier. Was I going down the wrong path now, tempted by the sweets of sin? Will ill-gotten Mentos explode if you mix them with conflicted feelings??

Nope. For a short time I savored the fast-dissolving thing. Then it was gone. No slippery slide to the depths of debauchery. No best-friending, either, but at least a cease of minor hostilities.
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