dear_michael_bay
raze
please
stop
ruining
every
television
show
and
movie
i
liked
when
i
was
a
kid
.
i
mean
,
what's
next
?
a
"thundercats"
live
action
film
with
bradley cooper
as
lion
-o
and
robin
williams
as
a
wise
-cracking jaga?
a
reboot
of
"
highlander
"
in
which
decapitated immortals EXPLODE
REALLY
BIG
AND
LOUD
? shia labeouf
as
a
tiresome, moronic, serial-plagiarizing darkwing
duck
?
140129
...
raze
on
second
thought
,
i
take
it
back
.
go
ahead
and
cast
the
members
of
one
direction
as
the
teenage
mutant ninja
turtles
,
and
get
rid
of
whichever member
is
your
least
favourite
,
or
invent
a
new
ninja turtle
in
his
honour.
call
him
roberto,
and
give
him
a
pink
bandana
and
a
butter
knife
.
i
double
dog
dare
you
.
140129
...
epitome of incomprehensibility
I
say
a
girl
ninja turtle
and
name
her
after
Artemisia Gentileschi
or
Mary
Cassat.
Or
would
that
be
too
highbrow?
140130
...
e_o_i spell check
*Cassatt (
I'm
not
too
highbrow
to
eschew
spelling
mistakes
, however
much
I
want
to
...)
140130
...
raze
i
think
you
might
have
something
there
!
the
name
"artemisia"
has
a
nice
sort
of
music
to
it
.
140131
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
