freudian_typos
raze "threat" in place of "thread".
"house" in place of "hours".
"angels" instead of "angles".
"underwise" instead of "otherwise".
(i'm beneath wisdom?)
"bed" instead of "bad".

even the accidents have something to tell you. 		130407
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no reason i tried to type "i am siiiiiick with the plaaaaaaague. but am relying on drugs and lots of them to cure me."

but accidentally typed "men" instead of "me." 		130407
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raze the most memorable recent one was verbal. a freudian typo of the brain. what i meant to say was, "have some more composure!" what i actually said was, "have some more compassion!" 130628
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e_o_i "I though it was from the 80s" on you_learn_something_new.

I'm from the 80s; I can't think of any deeper meaning, thought.

Though? Thought? Through? 		130629
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raze "i'm not sure how it fits into the bitter picture," i typed. not bigger. bitter.

well, if the picture suits the frame... 		130718
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raze "maybe some days just seem long before they are."

i meant to type "because", but "before" came out, and i didn't notice until it was too late to fix. it's true, though. we make up our minds about some days before they've had the chance to show us what they're going to be. 		131204
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raze i meant to type, "it boggles my mind." what i typed instead was, "it gobbles my mind." so it does. gobble gobble. 150601
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raze "feel free to collect me if i'm wrong." 150622
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raze instead of "kind of emotionally specific truth", i wrote "king". the question is, who IS the king of that kind of truth? 150701
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raze was supposed to be, "shows how far my math skills have slipped." instead, it came out, "shows how far my mouth skills have slipped." 161212
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raze i was trying to type "dinner time". what came out instead was "sinner time". 210823
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raze what i wanted to type: "longer than it is wide."

what i typed: "longer than it is wise." 		210830
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unhinged s and d are right next to each other on the keyboard... 210830
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raze "idle-aged" instead of "middle-aged". and isn't there truth in that some days. isn't there. question mark. 210915
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raze "right of passage".

i caught it before it was too late, but we do have a right to walk where we want to, don't we? 		211007
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raze "home" in place of "hope". 211013
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raze "problem" instead of "program". 211105
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raze "addition" instead of "edition".

yes, you sound the same, but you mean very different things. 		211113
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raze "impermanence" instead of "permanence".

everything is the opposite of what it is. 		211130
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raze i meant to type "all full of childlike wonder".

this is what i typed instead:

"all food of childlike wonder."

BECAUSE I WANT TO EAT THE INNOCENT FASCINATION. ALL OF IT. 		220102
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raze what i wanted to type:

"i knew that was my bed talking."

what i actually typed:

"i knew that was my best talking."

(i don't think i want to know what my worst talking sounds like.) 		220108
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raze i typed "image of an experience" just now instead of "image or an experience". but maybe that's right. i *have* always been a pretty visual person, even if i struggle at times to spin pictures into words that are worthy of them. 220125
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raze i tried to type "outdated style". my fingers went with "outdated smile". 220307
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raze "either before or after this" became "wither before or after this". and i know sometimes these are just accidents caused by one letter sitting right beside another. but sometimes i don't think they're accidents at all. 220316
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raze the e key on my macbook has grown less responsive over the last few months. this is how "mean-spirited" turned into "man-spirited".

well, hey, if the spirit fits... 		220408
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raze i missed a different letter this time, and instead of gord being over at the house, it was god. 220413
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tender_square at work i nearly sent out "all brest" [sic] to signoff an email instead of "all best." 220413
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raze "fly away from the fall" instead of "fly away from the wall".

(i guess flying *is* one way to avoid falling, difficult as it is for us ground-bound creatures.) 		220602
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raze "we both had pasta" turned into "we both has pasts".

(also true.) 		220704
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raze now there's a non-freudian typo for you. "has" obviously should have been "had".

POO. 		220704
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raze i typed "tight shit" instead of "tight shot". that could mean many things. all of which make me cackle. 220722
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raze a missing letter gave me this just now:

"i am to try."

there are worse things to be, right? i mean, i could be to *not* try. and then where would that leave me? 		220727
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raze it took me twelve hours to notice i'd typed "sweat dreams" instead of "sweet_dreams".

i mean ... i guess brain_movies have to come from somewhere. but i don't think our pores are the source. 		220806
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raze an unwanted g snuck in front of the word "old". but those days *were* golden. weren't they? 220807
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raze today in "the continuing adventures of the reluctant e key":

"dreamy feeling" became "dreamy fling".

if only every fling could be so fine. 		220814
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raze the reluctant e struck again and turned "she's supposed to be here" into "she's supposed to be her".

who else would she want to be? 		220821
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tender_square when i was retelling the story from "the_ghost_of_you_lingers" to my mother, i typed "Diary Queen" instead of "Dairy Queen," which feels apropos given the subject matter. 220908
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raze i got an extra e for a change, and "free to" became "free toe".

all toes should be free to do as they please. shouldn't they? 		221024
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raze somehow, "mixing it up today" turned into "mixing it up to die". 221105
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raze i wrote "tail" instead of "tale".

it's official. i've spent so much time with my furry friends, i've finally become one myself. 		240225
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raze "stories happen to all of us" became "stories happy to all of us". it took me days to notice the mistake.

would that they all had good endings. 		240719
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