little_fucker raze he had a neighbour who had a bird feeder that looked like a slim, elegant lantern, with a pinocchio nose jutting out of its head. he could see it from his kitchen window. sometimes he would stand there and watch the birds eat. one time he saw a squirrel climb up there when no birds were around, scurry its way onto the head, plant its feet around pinocchio, and flex and lean to make the bird feeder rock back and forth until food that wasn't meant for squirrels fell out. it gathered what it could carry from the ground and ran off with its ill-gotten gains. "you little fucker," he said, laughing. 140724 what's it to you? who go blather from